sVo Uprising 15
Goodfellas Casino Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada
13th April 2022
The entrance video package for Uprising begins, accompanied by the theme song of ‘Uprising’ by Artificial Intelligence as highlights of past action from 2013 to present day are sped up, showing the likes of Bobby Dean, Roscoe Shame, Night, Jay Wildman, Cody Williams & Nathan Paradine. As the video package finally comes to an end with an extended look at the ‘Uprising’ logo, the camera cuts to an exterior shot of the Goodfellas Casino Arena, in the heart of the Las Vegas strip, before cutting to a live shot of inside the arena.
The camera pans around the sold-out crowd, most of them on their feet and screaming loudly whilst trying to get their homemade sign shown in front of the camera. The cameras finally head over to the commentary table, where Julian Fiasco and Jeremiah Sloan welcome the fans watching on TV to the broadcast and begin to break down some of the action that will take place on tonight’s show!
Real BIG Trouble Now
Katie Smith is in the backstage interview area ready to speak with some sVo newcomers.
Katie Smith: “Hello, ladies and gentlemen! I have not one, but three guests! First let’s start with the one who will eventually be challenging Kenneth Williams for the sVo Las Vegas Championship soon. The first man to hold the Roulette Championship, “Big Aug” August Lazar!”
Crowd cheers for the large man that the camera has to pan several shots back for!
Big Aug: “Hello again, Katie! Pleasure to be here.”
Katie Smith: “Thanks for taking the time to talk to us! You’ve been a very busy man lately. You’re going after the sVo Las Vegas Championship, you earned this right by defeating Bronson Johnson recently. You’ve also attracted some unwanted attention from The Patriot Act.”
Lazar balls up his fist.
Big Aug: “Yes, they become little problems for me lately that keep on coming. They make fun of me cause of my accent or me being Romanian or being cuter than all of them combined. Whatever. Don’t care. But what I do care about is they keep trying to ruin opportunity for me… Bros! Idiots! Yes, I born in Romania, but dudes, I grew up here in U S of A! My BigAugGrubVlog in top like ten percent of category where big people like me travel the world and eat all kinds of food for fun of it. People like me for some reason!”
The sVo crowd is heard cheering in the background.
Big Aug: “Big Aug is Big Trouble! That not just cute slogan I make to get quick buck from t-shirt! I mean, pretty smart on my part… but now, I literally part of group called BIG Trouble! Since Patriot Act decide to stick nose in business time and time again, I invite my friends from BRAZEN over to mess world up and take over tag division. Let ME introduce… the rest of BIG Trouble!”
The camera then closes in on two men walking into the frame! One man, standing 5’8” but looking j-j-j-jacked. Black hair, olive complexion, shirtless with red leather pants, shoes and red-tinted sunglasses. The big man behind him stands about 6’3” and has to be three-hundred pounds easy, wearing a bright red business suit and sunglasses as well. Darker olive complexion than his partner with long black hair tied in a ponytail behind him. The both dab fists with Big Aug.
Big Aug: “These my friends and sVo’s newest tag team!”
The smaller of the two introduces himself and looks at the camera.
BIGBOSS Batts: “Patriot Act… you three little whiny MAGA cosplayers don’t know the world of shit you have stepped into by picking on Big Aug. He could stand on his tippy-toes and put your heads through the roof of this arena if he really wanted, but BIGBOSS and BIG Kahuna behind me told him to save us a piece so he can go after that Las Vegas Championship. Allow ourselves to introduce ourselves! I am BIGBOSS Batts. One word. All caps. You see a confident man that stands five-foot eight, but what I really am… I measure out to be five-foot GREAT!”
The boisterous man gets a few cheers from the crowd but he keeps going.
BIGBOSS Batts: “I move light, but I hit bigger than anyone else here. And this big man behind me… this handsome slab of Hawaiian beef behind me, this is BIG Kahuna Ali’i! Six-foot three! Three-hundred pounds of suave BFF slash (exaggerated slash gesture) BMF! We’re putting you and we’re putting the entire tag team division on notice going all the way from new guys to Jolly Generic Giants that have the gold right now! The Sanctioned Violence Organization and the tag team division is now officially BIG Trouble Country! BIG Kahuna, hit ‘em with OUR campaign slogan!”
Behind him, the man in the nice red suit simply offers one retort.
BIG Kahuna Ali’i: “…Tits or GTFO.”
BIGBOSS Batts: “No, the other one.”
BIG Kahuna Ali’i: “Yes, we’ll fix your potholes. Stop calling.”
Batts’ eyes nearly roll out of his head.
BIGBOSS Batts: “Sorry, I meant the other OTHER one.”
Ali’i snaps a finger, then points at the camera.
BIG Kahuna Ali’i: “…Y’all are in BIG F***** Trouble now.”
Dale Norman vs. Hiro Ryuu vs. Clam Idia vs. Steven Love
Next Best Thing
The camera cuts to the backstage area where an angry looking Absolute Zero is walking along the corridor with his manager VIP. The former Roulette Champion seems to be walking with a purpose as the camera crew struggles to keep up with him, until he reaches the door marked ‘sVo Owner’. Zero angrily knocks on the door before pushing his way in.
Absolute Zero: “Page! I want a rematch tonight against Knight!”
The sVo Owner, Jon Page sitting behind his desk doesn’t look too impressed with Zero and VIP pushing their way into his office as he stands up and stares down the superstar.
Jon Page: “I think you are forgetting how the Roulette Championship works…. Surprising considering it was you that changed the rules on it! Unless you get your name pulled out by the roulette wheel then you are not getting a rematch.”
Zero looks angry as he looks back to his manager for some help. VIP steps forward, clearly having a calmer head.
VIP: “Look Page, my client here put together a hell of a run as the Roulette Champion! Now how about you give us a match against Knight tonight and let us show everyone that it was a fluke that he won that gold last time out.”
Page looks at VIP before shrugging his shoulders and sitting back into his seat.
Jon Page: “Look, even if I wanted to, Knight isn’t even in the building tonight. I will admit though that you did have a good run, a better one than I expected…. So I will give you a match tonight against anyone else on the roster that you want to pick….”
Zero still doesn’t look happy, but a smile slowly spreads across the face of VIP.
VIP: “Anyone you say?”
VIP: “Ok, we pick ATHENA!”
Page shrugs his shoulders again before signing the match to make it official, as a smile begins to spread over the face of the former sVo Roulette Champion. Can he get some revenge over Curtis Knight by beating his wife in singles action tonight?
El Froggo vs. CJ Dreamer
After the impressive match, the cameras head backstage where the Canadian Connection are standing by with Katie Smith in the sVo branded interview area! Jake Hughes and Scott Cole flank the sVo TapOut Champion Alissia Young, as Smith stands with a microphone in hand.
Katie Smith: “Thank you for joining me tonight! Now you guys have a massive tag team match in the main event tonight against the current Tag Team Champions the Black Brothers, the team that you lost the sVo Tag Team Champions to. Do you think you can reverse that result tonight?”
Alissia Young: “Katie, the Black Brothers were an unknown force the last time we fought them, and fair enough they are still undefeated. However, as I know only too well, undefeated runs are made to come to an end sooner or later, and for the Black Brothers it is going to be sooner! These boys have been training and preparing for this match up ever since the last one, and they will pick up the W tonight and prove why they are the best tag team on the planet!”
Hughes and Cole bump fists, looking confident about the match up.
Alissia Young: “Tonight is the first step towards re-capturing those Tag Team Championships and ensuring that the Canadian Connection is dressed in gold for time to come!”
Young holds up her own TapOut Championship belt to the camera as the scene fades out.
Athena vs. Absolute Zero
TIME TO TAP
After the impressive victory for Absolute Zero, the camera heads backstage to the interview area for the last time for the evening as Katie Smith stands by with Hiro Ryuu!
Katie Smith: “Hiro, thanks for joining me here tonight! Now you scored a big victory earlier this evening in the fatal four-way match, what is next for you?”
Ryuu looks respectful as he smiles to Katie Smith.
Hiro Ryuu: “Thank you Katie. That was a very hard match, but I am happy to come out with the win! Now what is next for Hiro Ryuu? Well ever since watching sVo as a boy in Japan and seeing my hero Night I have dreamed of holding sVo gold! Now with that win I am climbing the rankings, so I want to challenge a Champion to a match!”
The fans cheer watching the interview on the giant screen from the arena.
Katie Smith: “Well anyone in particular that you are looking to challenge?”
Hiro Ryuu: “Yes! Hiro Ryuu is not stupid, I will work my way up and pay dues! So William Vorheez will have to wait….”
Ryuu winks into the camera.
Hiro Ryuu: “I make my challenge to Alissia Young for the TapOut Championship! Alissia is a great champion, but Hiro Ryuu will be greater!”
Ryuu fist pumps to the camera before thanking Katie Smith for the interview by shaking her hand and walking away from the interview area. A slightly bemused Katie Smith shrugs to the camera as the scene fades out.
The Black Brothers vs. The Canadian Connection