Thursday Night Insanity (Date: January 24th 2002)
First Union Centre, PA

Single Match – Joe Chambers vs. Damage

Cant Believe by Staind hits the pa and out comes one of the newest Dynasty wrestlers DAMAGE. He walks to the ring and gets ready to face Joe Chambers. Then Creed’s “Weathered” hits and Joe “ChamberGod” Chambers walks out to the top of the ramp. Joe walks down to the ring and slides in….he takes his trench coat off, and stretches.

Then the bell rings and Joe and Damage meet in the middle of the ring with Joe trash talking Damage and then Damage hits Joe with a hard right hand which sends Joe to the ground. Damage grabs Joe by his long black hair and pulls him up. Then Damage lifts Joe up for a powerslam and drops Joe to the ground with it. Damage hits the ropes and comes off with a leg drop that misses. Joe gets up and kicks Damage in the back of the head.

Joe waits behind Damage as he gets up and then Joe hits a bulldog on Damage. Then Joe grabs Damage and throws him into the ropes and as Damage comes off the ropes he ducks a clothesline from Joe and hits the ropes at the opposite side of the ring and comes back to Joe who is waiting for him and hits Damage with a dropkick. Joe sets Damage up for a DDT and he hits it and then goes for the cover 1..2.. kickout by Damage. Joe tries a suplex on but Damage reverses and hits one of his own. Damage sends Joe to the ropes and hits him with a big boot to the face.

Then Damage clotheslines Joe to the outside and Damage follows him out. Damage sends Joe into the steel steps hard. As Joe lays motionless on the ground Mike Lazarus runs from the back to attack Damage but Damage lays Mike out with a Powerful clothesline.

Then Damage throws Mike over the barricade into the crowd getting rid of the Genesis member. As Damage turns his attention back to Joe, Joe hits Damage in the midsection with a hard right hand and proceeds to grab Damage by the neck and hit a DDT on him. Then the ref gets out of the ring and orders Joe to get in the ring. Both Joe and the ref get into the ring and the ref begins a ten count-1-2-3-4-5-Damage starts to get up on the outside-6-7-8-Damage finally rolls back into the ring where Joe kicks Damage in the back of his head. Next Joe grabs Damage by the head and brings him over to the turnbuckle and gets ready to hit the Providence …BUT… Damage stops him by hitting a massive T-Bone suplex, which send Joe halfway across the ring.

Damage waits for Joe to get up and then Damage runs towards Joe trying to hit a running clothesline but Joe moves and Damage hits the ref on accident. Damage turns around and catches Joe’s foot and pushes Joe to the ground. Damage picks Joe up and hits a brainbuster on Joe. Then Damage signals for the Destruction Device much to the fans delight. Damage puts Joe between his legs and lifts him up then Wyld comes running through the crowd and hits Damage in the back with a chair. Damage falls with Joe on his chest and Joe reaches back and grabs Damage’s leg for the pin as Wyld runs over and revives the ref. The ref gets up and starts to count Damage’s shoulders down 1..2..3!!

The Winner of the match – Joe Chambers!!

Single Match – Chooch vs. The Spiker

The lights go out and I’m Comin’ starts to play as fans boo. Then BOOM pyro goes off, the lights come back on and Chooch is standing on the ramp with a shopping cart full of junk. Chooch makes his way towards the ring ignoring the boos from the fans. Then Alice in Chains’ Get Born Again hits the pa and the fans erupt for Spiker.

Spiker runs down the ramp and Chooch and Spiker exchange right hands as the match starts. Then Spiker gets the upper hand and knocks Chooch down with aright hand. Spiker then grabs a stop sign out of the shopping cart and hits Chooch over the head with it. Spiker grabs Chooch and performs a Diamond Cutter on the stop sign. Chooch is now busted open. Spiker grabs Chooch again and goes for a suplex on the ramp but Chooch reverses it and hits a low blow. Chooch goes over to the shopping cart and waits for Spiker to get up. As Spiker gets up Chooch runs the cart into the Spiker and the Spiker falls to the ground. Chooch sets the Spiker up for a Powerbomb on the metal ramp and he connects with it.

Chooch then drags The Spiker up to the stage and throws the Spiker down on the stage. Chooch hits a leg drop to the back of Spiker’s neck. Chooch grabs Spiker again and throws him through the curtain to the backstage area. Chooch slams Spiker’s head into a table. Chooch grabs the Spiker and sets him up for a suplex but Spiker reverses it and hits a Suplex of his own on the concrete floor. Then Spiker walks over to a ladder, picks it up and hits Chooch in the midsection. Spiker takes the ladder and sets it up in the corner then throws Chooch into the ladder. Chooch hits the ladder and falls to the ground. Spiker sets Chooch up for the Spiker drop but Chooch gets out of it and hits a reverse DDT.

Chooch hits a chokeslam on Spiker. Chooch puts Spiker on the table and Chooch climbs the ladder. Then Chooch jumps off the ladder onto Spiker with an elbow drop, which sends Spiker straight through the table. Both men are lying on the ground then Chooch puts his arm onto Spiker’s chest for a pin. 1..2..kickout by the Spiker. Chooch gets up and starts to trash talk Spiker who is still lying on the ground. Chooch then goes and looks for some weapon to use. Chooch finds a sledgehammer and brings it back. Chooch goes to hit Spiker as the Spiker lies on the ground but the Spiker rolls out of the way. Chooch swings again but Spiker rolls out of the way. Then Spiker low blows Chooch and Chooch drops the sledgehammer.

Spiker picks up the Sledgehammer and hits Chooch in the gut. Then the Spiker goes for the Spiker Drop and he connects with it. Spiker then pins Chooch..1..2..kickout!!!!! Chooch kicked out of the Spiker Drop much to the disbelief of Spiker. Spiker sets Chooch up for another one but Chooch wiggles out of it and turns Spiker around and hits the Inverted DDT, which he calls the Excellence. Chooch covers Spiker for the pin 1…2…kickout by Spiker!!!!

Chooch is angry and he starts to argue with the ref. Then Chooch waves to someone out of sight of the camera and then Wyld Thyng, Joe Chambers, and Mike Lazarus come walking up to Chooch and Spiker. Chooch, Wyld, Joe, and Mike proceed to stomp Spiker. They continue to triple team Spiker until Spaz, Viper, and X come running. Spaz hits Chooch, Viper hits Wyld, and X hits Mike as Joe continues to stomp Spiker. Then all hell breaks lose and all eight men continue to fight. The ref finally gets fed up and runs back to ringside and tells the ring announcer to ring the bell. The result of the match is no contest. After the match Dynasty officials go to the back to separate the two stables who are still fighting after the bell. Adam Striker vs. BeYoNdEr vs. Art Quicksilver Magic Carpet Ride by Steppin wolf hits the pa and out walks Art Quicksilver. Art walks to the ring and awaits his opponents. Next Face 2 Face ‘Won’t lie down’ then hits the sound system and BeYoNdEr makes his way out to the cheers of the crowd. BeYoNdEr runs straight down to the ring and slides in. Then the International champ Adam Striker’s music hits and All fans come to a huge pop, and the lights quickly go out and blue spotlights float around the audience. Orange explosives go off on the stage, while Adam Striker walks out on to the stage, and starts walking down the ramp. The fans chant, “Striker!!! Striker!!! Striker!!!” repeatedly, while he begins to be introduced. Striker reaches the ring, and slides right in it. He jumps up on a turnbuckle and puts his fist up in the air. The fans give a hug pop.

Adam Striker and Art start out as BeYoNdEr watches. Adam hits a massive powerslam on the much smaller Art. Adam picks Art up and tosses him off the ropes and hits Art with a clothesline. Adam goes for a pin but BeYoNdEr breaks it up before the ref can count. BeYoNdEr hits Striker with a DDT and then a suplex. BeYoNdEr then executes a swinging neckbreaker on Striker. As Striker gets up, BeYoNdEr hits a Russian leg sweep and goes for the cover but Art comes off the top rope with a leg drop on to the back of BeYoNdEr’s head and then Art covers Adam for the pin 1…

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Art sends Adam into the ropes and Art and BeYoNdEr hit Adam with a double hiptoss off the ropes. Art and BeYoNdEr then continue to lick at Adam as Adam lies on the ground. Art and BeYoNdEr shake hands and then BeYoNdEr pulls Art in and hits a powerslam on Art. BeYoNdEr then pins Art 1…2…the pin is broken up by Adam. Adam grabs BeYoNdEr and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Adam grabs Art and throws him to the outside. Then Adam goes back to work on BeYoNdEr with a belly-to-belly suplex and then a Chokeslam.

Adam throws BeYoNdEr into the corner and hits him with a charging clothesline. Adam hits BeYoNdEr with a gorilla press slam and then a leg drop off the ropes. Then Adam sets BeYoNdEr for the Deep Impact and then Adam hits the Deep Impact on BeYoNdEr. Adam covers BeYoNdEr for the pin. 1…2…broken up by a frog splash off the top rope by Art. Art picks Adam up and hits the Quickendriver. Then Art covers Striker. 1…

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Kickout by Striker!

Quicksilver cant believe it! Art then picks up BeYoNdEr and positions him for another Quickenddriver. But BeYoNdEr hits a low blow on Quicksilver! BeYoNdEr then locks on the sharpshooter and Quicksilver is forced to tap out!

The Winner of the match – BeYoNdEr!!

Tag Team Match – Spaz and Viper vs. M.O.P and Owl

Rob Zombie’s ‘Never Gonna Stop me’ hits the sound system and the fans begin to boo as Spaz and Viper appear on the entrance stage. Both men lift their hands into the air before proceeding down the ramp towards the ring. As they get into the ring the fans then come to their feet and cheer, as ‘Ace of Spades’ plays around the arena and the tag team champion, Owl and M.O.P come out to a thunderous ovation. Owl and M.O.P. walk down to the ring and slide in.

Owl and Spaz start the match off with Spaz hitting a number of rights on Owl before Spaz hits a discus punch, which knocks Owl to the ground. Spaz hits Owl with a tremendous dropkick as Owl gets to his feet. This dropkick knocks Owl up against the ropes. Spaz sends Owl off the ropes and hits a powerslam on Owl. Spaz drags Owl over to his corner and tags in Viper. Viper grabs Owl and hits a massive Fall Away Slam. Viper goes to pick up Owl but Owl dropkicks Viper in the knee and runs over to tag M.O.P.

M.O.P. gets in the ring and hits Viper with a big boot. Then Master throws Viper into the corner and hits a multitude of punches on Viper. Then Master hits a massive powerslam out of the corner. Master puts Viper into a bearhug. Master squeezes Viper until finally Viper rakes M.O.P.’s eyes and hits him with a stiff right hand and then another and a third stiff right hand with sends Master up against the ropes.

Viper tags in Spaz and Spaz hits a dropkick on Master and then Spaz hits 4 consecutive rights, which barely hurts M.O.P., and Master retaliates with a right of his own which knocks Spaz to the ground. Next Master grabs Spaz by the neck and hits him with a Chokeslam. Master slams Spaz to the mat then goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop on Spaz. Master sets Spaz up for the Puppet Crusher and Viper jumps in the ring and kicks M.O.P. in the back causing him to drop Spaz. As the ref is forcing Viper out of the ring Spaz hits M.O.P. with a low blow and a superkick.

Then Spaz tags in Viper and Viper comes in hitting hard right hands on Master then goes over to Owl and knocks him off the apron. Then Viper goes back to M.O.P. and hits the Snake Bite on M.O.P. and goes for the Venom Sting but Owl hits Viper from behind and knocks Viper out of the ring. Owl goes out after Viper as Spaz gets in the ring and attacks Master. Owl hits right hands on Viper while in the ring Spaz tries for a DDT but Master reverses it into the Puppet Crusher. M.O.P. goes for the pin but the ref tells M.O.P. that Spaz isn’t the legal man and he can’t pin him. Back on the outside Viper disposes of Owl with a Powerbomb on the ground. Then Viper gets back in the ring and hits Master in the back with a forearm. Then Viper turns Master around and picks him up in a Powerbomb as Spaz goes to the top rope. Then Viper drops Master to the ground and Spaz flies off the top rope onto M.O.P. with a moonsault. Spaz hits a suicide dive onto Owl as Owl tries to get back into the ring and Viper covers M.O.P. for the pin. 1…2…3!!!

The Winner’s of the match – Spaz and Viper!!

Submission Elimination Match – Winner Last Entry in Destiny Rumble

“Zero” by Smashing Pumpkins hits the PA system and the first wrestler in the Submission elimination match runs to the ring. Darrius stands in the ring in anticipation waiting the arrival of his first opponent. “Flavour of the Week” by American Hi-Fi then hits the sound system and Beerman comes running to the ring. Both men fight as the 2-minute count down begins on the Dynasty Tron. Beerman takes down Darrius with a single leg takedown before going for a leg lock. Darrius kicks his way out of the move and gets to his feet and then knocks Darrius with a right hand

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Darrius then picks up Beerman and locks in a side headlock on him. Beerman reverses the move and throws Darrius into the ropes and then knocks him down with a shoulder tackle. Beerman then locks an arm bar on Darrius! Darrius refuses to give up and Beerman eventually breaks the hold.

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Beerman then picks up Darrius and drills him to the mat with a Death Valley driver that gets a small reaction from the crowd as Darrius head and neck pounds into the mat. Beerman then mounts Darrius and starts hitting him with piston like right hands.

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Beerman then flips over Darrius and clamps on the camel clutch! Darrius then taps out! Beerman celebrates around the ring as the fans count down to the next opponent.

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‘Enter Sandman’ by Metallica hits the PA system and the fans boo as X runs to the ring. X takes down Beerman with a short spear and then hits him with right hands. Beerman quickly overpowers X and throws him to the corner of the ring. Beerman begins to stomp away in the corner on X before bringing him back to the centre of the ring. Beerman then nails X with a ‘Hangman DDT’ with shades of Hardcore Harry. Beerman then goes to lock a rolling leg lock on X.

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As soon as X gets rolled through he reaches out and grabs the ropes. Beerman then picks X up and hits him with several uppercuts and then drills him with a back drop before taunting him and setting up the Jacknife Powerbomb.

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Beerman hoists X right up into the air and the throws him down with incredible force to the ring canvas. Beerman then goes for a Octopus Stretch on X! As Beerman stretches out X he seems to be fading out.

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As the referee lifts up X’s hand it drops to the floor the referee the lifts up X’s hand again and it drops to the floor. The fans then start to count down

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‘Enter Sandman’ by Mettalica hits the PA system again and Wyld Thyng comes running to the ring. Wyld pulls Beerman off of X and then slams him with a suplex. Wyld then taunts Beerman as the crowd cheer and then hits him with the clothesline from hell. Wyld then drops to the floor and slaps on a figure 4 leg lock on Beerman!

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Beerman taps out to the figure 4-leg lock! As Beerman rolls out of the ring the former partners Wyld and X stare each other down. Both then both move forward into the middle of the ring and stand face to face.

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The fans silence waiting to see what the former best friends will do. Both men stand their silent looking deep into each other’s eyes.

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Wyld then extends an arm to X and………He shakes it! The fans cheer as Wyld and X stand in the ring shaking hands. Are Wyld and X now back together then?

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Boom! P Diddy ‘Bad Boy for Life hits the sound system and Havoc runs down to the ring. The former World Champion knocks down Wyld and X with a double clothesline. Havoc then picks up Wyld and throws him to the floor with a ‘Final Impact’!

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X then runs over to Havoc but he gets caught and then drilled with a Jacknife Powerbomb. Havoc then turns X over and locks on the ankle lock! X immediately taps under the pain but Havoc refuses to let go. Wyld finally runs over and pulls Havoc off of X.

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Havoc and Wyld trade punches until Wyld ducks and nail Havoc with a German suplex. Havoc backs a way into a corner and so does Wyld. Havoc then explodes out of the corner and knocks down Wyld with a huge punch. Havoc goes for the ankle lock on Wyld but Wyld kicks him in the face and tries for a figure-4 leg lock but Havoc pushes him away.

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Havoc and Wyld then stare each other down and Havoc disrespectfully slaps Wyld in the face.

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“People=Shit” by Slipknot then hits the PA system and the fans go Wild as Genocide runs to the ring. Havoc turns to Genocide and the two men battle it out with right hands. Havoc then takes down Genocide with a Lui Thesz press but Wyld then grabs Havoc and hits him with a reverse DDT.

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Genocide then takes down Wyld and locks on a crossface submission hold. As Wyld’s head is violently strained by the crossface submission hold Havoc begins to get to his feet. Havoc doesn’t kick off Genocide but locks on the ankle lock on Wyld at the same time as the crossface!

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Wyld then taps under the pressure of the two holds. Genocide and Havoc then stare each other down. The two old rivals then walk closer to each other and start trash talking.

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Genocide then whips Havoc into the ropes but he comes back with a swinging neckbreaker. Havoc then nails the final impact on Genocide!

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The fans go wild as ‘I disappear’ by Mettalica hits the sound system and Chris Cage the World Champion comes running out. Cage goes for a punch on Havoc but he blocks and fires of at the World Champion with right hands. Havoc then backs Cage into a corner and knocks him down. Havoc then begins to stomp away at the World Champion before dragging him into the middle of the ring. Scoop slam by Havoc and the ankle lock! Cage struggles to get to the ropes but Havoc pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Genocide then suddenly runs across and kicks Havoc in the head. Genocide pulls Cage to his feet but suddenly Cage hits the spinebuster on Genocide and locks in the sharpshooter! As Genocide reaches for the ropes Cage gets up and hits Cage with a DDT. Havoc then locks on another ankle lock on Cage. Cage’s hand drops once…twice.. Three times! Havoc has eliminated the World Champion! Genocide then spins round Havoc as he celebrates and goes for the ‘Torment’ but Havoc counters into a backdrop. Havoc then goes for the ankle lock but Genocide rolls through and puts the ankle lock on Havoc! Havoc taps!

The Winner of the match – Genocide!!