Monday Night Destruction (Date: 24th December 2001)
Superdome, LA.

There’s something about wrestling…

( The scene opens up in a hotel. “The Enigma” Chris Cage can be seen walking about in the lobby, as other EWF wrestlers can also be seen. A few moments later, Cage approaches the receptionist… )

Chris Cage
Is my room ready yet?

Not yet,sir. You’ll have to wait until the guests checks out, which is about 1.30. Why don’t you take a seat?

Chris Cage

( Cage walks over to the couch in the lobby area, and takes a seat. A while later, Rick Young approaches Cage. )

Rick Young
Mr. Cage, I’d like to have an interview with you, if you don’t mind.

Chris Cage
Sure, why not.

Rick Young
You have a big match this coming monday. Havoc will be defending his EWF World Heavyweight title against you. What are your thoughts on this match?

Chris Cage
Well, it depends. If the EWF owner, Jon Storm doesn’t pull anything out of this one, I might just win it. But then again, I doubt Mr. Storm has nothing in mind for this match. He’s probably gonna ask Agent Orange to come down and interfere in the match. But I ain’t going down that easily, remember.. I have the “SeRiAl ThRiLlA” on my side.

Rick Young
Okay. Jon Storm has said that he sees you as a wrestler with potential, and you might be champion one day. What do you have to say about that?

Chris Cage
A wrestler with potential? Heck, I’m the best the EWF has to offer. Deep down inside, Jon Storm knows.. I’m better than Havoc. And he says only Havoc can lead the EWF.. that’s a load of crap. What you need as a leader of the EWF is someone with more charisma and skills.. and “The Enigma” is just that.

Rick Young
Jon Storm and Agent Orange cost you the match last monday. Don’t you think they’d do the same this coming monday?

Chris Cage
Like I said, they can do what they want, but I’m not going down without a fight. Rick, do you remember how wrestling was ten years ago?

Rick Young
Yes, I do.

Chris Cage
Ten years ago, wrestling was so much different from today. There was no interviews, no thrash talking and no wrestling politics. There was only good old fashioned wrestling. But now, it’s changed. It seems that it’s all about the money. Wrestling promotions seek the dirtiest way just to win the ratings war. And even owners getting involved to decide the outcome of a match by screwing other wrestlers. How much are wrestlers paid nowadays? A matter of millions a year. Back in the old days, you wrestle for your money. If you win a match, you get your money.. if you lose, too bad. But look at it now, wrestlers are paid even if they only talk in the ring. Girls stripping in the ring, is considered normal. I mean, where has the sportsmanship of wrestling gone? I mean, using steel chairs to win a match.. that’s not wrestling. I’ve been in this biz for over ten years, and I’ve seen how wrestling has changed. My blood and sweat in those ten years.. only to be ruined by a steel chair to the head. I’ve been wrestling for all these years, because I want to. I’ve been wrestling in this biz because I love it, not because of the money. You see Jon Storm, I’m trying to tell you something. I’m trying to tell you what wrestling is all about.. and it’s definitely not about screwing other wrestlers by hitting them in the head with a chair. Come monday, I’ll show you what wrestling is all about. I’ll show you what exactly is the blood and sweat of a real champion. I’ll show you why I am better than anyone else in this business. Even if I have to face you,Agent Orange and Havoc in the ring.. I’ll do it. Even if I have to fight off the whole god damn EWF roster, I’ll do it. At least, I’ll try. And I won’t go down without a fight. Jon Storm, Havoc and Agent Orange.. you all can bring your asses down to the ring this monday.. I don’t care. I’ll take you all down, and I’ll do it by myself if I have to. And it all comes down to the fact that “The Enigma” is indeed better than anyone else,THAT’S ALL!

( Cage motions for Rick to leave, as Rick does. Cage goes to the counter, as the scene slowly fades to black. )

::Fade In::

~Rick Young is in the middle of the ring as the EWF comes back from a commercial~

Rick Young: Will you please welcome out CHOOCH!

~Fans boo as the lights go out and I’m Coming begins to play. Suddenly BOOM! pyro goes off from the stage, the lights come back on, and Chooch is standing on the stage with his International title around his waist. Chooch has a Black jumpsuit on, a black wave cap and his customary red timberlands on. He walks to the ring as the fans boo him. He slides into the ring and throws his hands up as pyro goes off from all four turnbuckles. Then Chooch goes and stands beside Rick smiling.~

Rick: Well thanks for giving us this time to ask a few questions. My first is…..

~Chooch pulls the mic from Rick’s hand and begins to speak.~

Chooch: Just because I gave the EWF interview time doesn’t mean I will conduct this interview with you so get out.

Rick leaves the ring and sits at the announcer table.

Chooch: Now who should conduct this interview: Stacy Wright… nah she is a tramp and doesn’t deserve to be in the same ring. How about Mr. Tim Smith…nah I never did like him… Jon you really need to get some new interviewers but anyway. Since none of the EWF interviewers are worthy of conducting an interview with me, I will conduct my own interview.

Fan boo as Chooch puts his title on his shoulder.

Chooch:First I would like to address this match later tonight. It is a tag team title match in which The Gods of Excellence will take on Spam and Wiper. Now this will be a good match because it has the Epitome of Excellence in it.

The fans boo at Chooch’s cockiness.

Chooch: Now me and Chambers should take the titles unless one of us gets struck with lightning or someone interfers, someone like Spiker. But other than that we will give the tag champs a great run. Now I know you must really be mad at me and Chambers for what happened at Taco Bell… well the only reason we did that was because we want you at your best so that you guys can give us a challenge. So I will see you two monkeys in the ring later.

Fans are still booing

Chooch: Next thing is Adam Striker you seem to want to pick a fight with Chooch well thats cool, because January’s pay per view is called Breakdown and I would love nothing better than the chance to breakdown any dream you had of beating me or taking this title.

Chooch points to his title that is now on his shoulder.

Chooch: So Striker if you like the idea just let me know and it will be done.

Last order of business is that earlier this week I talked to the former tag champs Peters and Thomas and they told me that they have decided to stop wrestling to pursue other things so since we have no back up against the resolution and me and Chambers hate it when people get jumped from behind and no one is there to help..

Chooch starts to laugh a little as the crowd boos even louder, so much that Chooch has to pause a second.

Chooch: But anyway I would love for someone to keep an eye on that weasel Spiker and I think I have the right guy. This guy is new to the EWF and frankly I think is is a great wrestler and I love his attitude towards pu$$ies like Baby Bulldog and Master of Puppets. So this guy would be none other than newcomer Mike Lazarus. So as of this moment I am offering a chance to you Mike to be apart of the best group in the EWF today: The Gods of Excellence. Now Mike you dont have to answer now, just think about it and get back to me or Chambers. I’m Out.

~Chooch throws the mic back to Rick Young who is still sitting at the annoucers table. Chooch slides under the bottom rope to the floor and walks to the back to a chorus of boos.~

Four Way EWF Internet Title #1 Contenders Match – BeYoNdEr Vs. Bishop Vs. Inamoto Vs. The Ripper

The lights start to flash in the arena and Bishop walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. As the fans boo him Bishop walks over to the turnbuckles one at a time and climbs to the second rope looking out at the crowd before flipping them off. Bishop then stands in the centre of the ring waiting for his three opponents. Music booms out on PA system. Inamoto comes out with a steel chair and hits it on the stage then drops it to the side of the ramp on his way down. He runs as soon as his weapon is dropped and rolls straight into the ring. He shakes the ropes in a hyped-ultimate warrior style and then moves to middle of the ring, performs a series of quick martial arts punches and kicks then finishes it up with a big roundhouse kick. When he performs the final kick red and white pyro’s go off from each ring post. The fans then start to cheer as Sum 41- ‘In to deep’ hits the PA system and The Ripper make his way out to the ring. The Ripper stands on the entrance stage looking down at the ring before calmly walking down and sliding in. Face 2 Face ‘Won’t lie’ down hits the PA system and the fans cheer as BeYoNdEr makes his way to the ring wearing his usual ring attire. BeYoNdEr runs down to the ring and slides in before taunting the crowd which gets a pop.
BeYoNdEr starts off by knocking down Inamoto with stiff right hands and then knocking Bishop to the floor with a short clothesline. BeYoNdEr is then stopped from behind by The Ripper who knocks him to the floor with a German Suplex. Ripper then scoops up BeYoNdEr from the floor and rams his head into the turnbuckle before whipping him through the 2nd and 3rd ropes causing his shoulder to bounce off of the steel ring post. Ripper then proceeds to toss BeYoNdEr to the outside. Bishop then begins to work over Ripper with right hands that force him back into the corner and then slams Ripper to the mat with a side walk slam. Bishop then lies across Ripper going for the cover and attempting to eliminate him from the match. The referee drops down to make the count.



Kickout by Ripper!

The fans cheer as Ripper lifts his left shoulder off of the mat breaking up the pinfall. Bishop then pulls Ripper to his feet by his hair and then whips him across the ring where he is met with a big spinning heel kick from Inamoto. Inamoto then goes for a kick to Bishop but Bishop manages to duck and jump the kicks before low blowing Inamoto. Bishop then nails Inamoto with a huge DDT as the fans boo and again the referee drops to make the count. 1..2..Kickout by Inamoto. During this time BeYoNdEr has slid back into the ring and he throws Bishop out on his head. BeYoNdEr then grabs Inamoto and slams him to the mat with a Russian leg sweep which pumps up the crowd and sets him up for his finishing move the Sharpshooter. BeYoNdEr locks on the move made famous by the great Bret Hart and Inamoto reaches out for the ropes as the expression on his face shows the obvious pain that he is in. Inamoto then taps out as the crowd cheer as their hero BeYoNdEr was the first man to eliminate somebody in this match.

BeYoNdEr then turns his attention to The Ripper who he nails with a flying fore arm and then a swinging neckbreaker, both moves after bouncing off of the ropes. BeYoNdEr then goes for the pin on Ripper. 1..2..Kickout. Just as the referee’s hand was dropping to the mat to count the three Bishop pulled off BeYoNdEr with The Ripper kicking out just to make sure. Bishop then grabs BeYoNdEr and places his body back down to the mat with a heavy scoop slam. Bishop then goes for the pin. 1..2.. Kickout by BeYoNdEr just as the three was about to be delivered.

BeYoNdEr then fights back against Bishop and gets the crowds momentum, nailing Bishop with an arm drag takedown and then an arm bar. As Bishop reaches out for the ropes Ripper kicks BeYoNdEr in the head causing him to release the hold. Ripper then grabs BeYoNdEr and hits him with a huge Death Valley Driver as the impact is heard around the arena. Ripper then goes for the cover. 1..2.. Kickout by BeYoNdEr! Bishop then spins around Ripper and slams him to the mat with a double snap suplex. Bishop then sets up the struggling Ripper for his finishing move the ‘Act of God’. The fans boo as Bishop nails Ripper with the Act of God and Rippers head slams into the mat with a sickening thud. Bishop then hooks the leg and the referee drops down to make the count.




As the Ripper is pulled out of the ring by the referee BeYoNdEr stares across the ring at Bishop who returns the stare. The two men charge at each other and meet in the ring exchanging right hands, as both men vie for the chance to meet The Spiker for the Internet Title. Bishop gets the upper hand whipping BeYoNdEr into the ropes, but BeYoNdEr comes back with a boot to the face of Bishop and a stiff neckbreaker. BeYoNdEr then begins to stomp away at Bishop in the corner before dragging him to his feet and hitting a modified atomic drop. BeYoNdEr then goes for the pin. 1..2.. Kickout by Bishop. The crowd start to really get behind BeYoNdEr as he tees off on BeYoNdEr who is against the ropes. BeYoNdEr then hits the spinebuster and the fans cheer as BeYoNdEr goes to lock on the sharpshooter. But Bishop shows great leg strength and pushes away BeYoNdEr before getting to his feet. BeYoNdEr then runs at Bishop walking straight into the ‘Act of God’. The fans cheer again as BeYoNdEr manages to counter the move into a Hurricanrana. BeYoNdEr then pulls Bishop to the corner before climbing to the top rope. BeYoNdEr then comes off the top rope with a tornado DDT onto Bishop! BeYoNdEr then goes for the pin. 1..2..3

The winner of the match and #1 Contender for the Internet Title – BeYoNdEr

Triple Threat Hardcore Match – Master Of The Puppets Vs. Tommy Cruiser Vs. Mike Lazarus

All goes dark and quiet, anxious and excited the crowd wait. Very suddenly Red Alert’s Hells March booms from the speakers surrounding the arena, two flares are sent up from each side of the ramp and explode in the air and explode, red lights start to flash on and off and Master is already standing at the end of the ramp the ramp ignites either side all the way down to the bottom and Master walks down. He walks up the stairs and looks around pitifully at the crowd and climbs over the top rope and waits for his opponent. Smooth Criminal Alien Ant Farm then hits the sound system and the fans show their support as Tommy Cruiser walks out to the entrance stage. Cruiser, who is making his first appearance in the EWF, looks down at MOP who is standing in the ring looking back up at Cruiser. Tommy takes a long look at the fans before marching down to the ring and climbing inside. Mike Lazarus’s music then hits and everyone turns to the entrance stage to see this new comer make his first appearance also. But no one appears from the entrance stage. Mike Lazarus then jumps over the security barrier and attacks MOP from behind with a steel chair! The referee then calls for the bell to be rung and the match to start.
Lazarus slams MOP with the chair causing him to drop to the floor before swinging the steel chair as Cruiser. But Cruiser ducks the chair shot and hits Lazarus with a kick to the knee. Lazarus then drops the chair and swings at Cruiser with a right hand but Cruiser blocks with his left arm and follows up with a right hand of his own which staggers Lazarus. Cruiser then whips Lazarus into the ropes and hits him in the face with a reverse elbow as he returns. The 20 year old Cruiser then stands over Lazarus taunting him to get up until he is hit from behind with a huge clothesline from the 7’2″ giant M.O.P. Master then spins around Cruiser and nails him with an uppercut that sends Cruiser crumbling to the floor. Master then shows his impressive strength by military pressing the young Mike Lazarus that gets a good reaction from the crowd who have taken a liking to this giant.

Mike Lazarus gets to his feet and along with Tommy Cruiser double clotheslines M.O.P. But the double clothesline fails to knock Master off of his feet! Lazarus then bounces off of the ropes and nails Master with yet another clothesline, but again Master is still on his feet. Cruiser then bounces off of the ropes and follows up on Master with a huge diving clothesline, which knocks Master to the floor and whips the crowd into a frenzy.

Lazarus then grabs Cruiser from behind and slams his head and neck into the canvas with a release German suplex. Lazarus then rolls up Cruiser for the pin. 1..2.. Kickout by Cruiser to the delight of the sold out crowd. Master then fights back on Lazarus hitting a big boot to his face and then hurling him into the corner before pummelling his mid section with a series of right hands. Master then whips Lazarus into the opposite corner and follows up with a clothesline in the corner. Master then walks over to Cruiser and grabs him and places him on his shoulder setting him up for his finishing move the ‘Puppet Crusher’. But Cruiser jumps down off of his shoulder and hits Master with a low blow and then a DDT. But instead of going for the cover Cruiser rolls out of the ring and then crawls under looking for something.

Cruiser pulls a 2 x 4, a garbage can and a kendo stick from under the ring and tosses them into the ring. Tommy then slides into the ring and picks up the 2 x 4 and brings it down across M.O.P’s back with a huge sickening thud. Tommy then turns around and nails Lazarus right in the head with the 2 x 4. Cruiser holds the weapon up getting a pop from the crowd before tossing it out of the ring. Cruiser then picks up the kendo stick and spins it around in his hand showing his dominance before going to hit Master with it. But Master to the shock of Cruiser and the fans catches the kendo stick and then grabs Cruiser by the throat. Master hauls Cruiser up in the air by the throat and slams him back down to the mat with a huge chokeslam, which sends Cruiser bouncing off of the mat.

M.O.P then picks up the garbage can and slams it into Cruisers limp body before jumping on Tommy with a leg drop and going for the pin. 1..2.. The count is broken by Mike Lazarus who hits M.O.P with a double axe handle and then hauls him to his feet. Lazarus hits Master with several uppercuts and then with a double knee lift that bloodies Master’s nose. Lazarus then manages to hit a neck breaker on the big 7’2″ giant before climbing to the top rope. Lazarus comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick on Master that causes him to roll to the outside after impact. Lazarus then turns his attention to Cruiser. Lazarus hits Cruiser with a right hand before taunting him. Lazarus then shows the ultimate disrespect to Tommy Cruiser by hitting him with his own finishing move! Lazarus hits the ‘Cruiser Bruiser’ which ends in a pinning predicament. The referee the drops to his knees to count the shoulders to the mat.




The winner of the match – Mike Lazarus

EWF Tag Team Title Match – Spaz and Viper (EWF Tag Team Champions) Vs. Chooch and Joe Chambers

All of the lights turn off and Down With The Sickness blares on the speakers, and a green X light floats over the crowd as Joe Chambers walks to the top of the ramp. He signals for the pyros by making an X with his hands crossed. He brings it down and the green and red pyros shoots off. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. The lights go out and I’m Coming starts to play as fans begin to boo. After a few seconds BOOM, pryo goes off, the lights come back on. Chooch is standing on the stage with his hands in the air. Then Chooch walks to the ring with a chorus of boos from the fans. Then Chooch gets into the ring throws his hands in the air and pyros blast from all 4 corners. Rob Zombie-Never gonna stop me hits the sound system and the fans give a mixed reaction for the arrival of the EWF Tag Team Champions Spaz and Viper. The two men walk down the aisle with their title belts around their waist. They then slide into he ring.
Chambers starts off the match with Spaz by charging at him and hurling him across the ring with a thunderous belly to back suplex. The fans boo as Chambers runs as Spaz again and takes him down with a spear and start hammering away with forearms to his face. Chambers then jumps off of Spaz bounces off the ropes and nails him with a standing elbow drop. Chambers then jerks Spaz up off of the mat and whips him into his corner where Spaz is met with a forearm to the back of the head from the International Champion Chooch. Chambers then makes the tag to Chooch and he enters the ring being heavily booed by the fans.

Chooch stomps away at Spaz in the corner before choking him out with his foot until the referee forces him to break the hold. Chooch then grabs Spaz up and sends him crashing back to the mat with a heavy T-Bone Suplex. Chooch then goes for the cover on Spaz but the referee only registers a two count. Chooch spins Spaz over on the floor and locks on a camel clutch submission hold until Viper runs into the ring and pulls him off. The fans cheer Viper as he hits Chooch with a huge punch that knocks him to the floor and then a fall away slam that sends Chooch flying half way across the ring.

Spaz then rises to his feet and jumps to his corner and tags in Viper. Chooch seems reluctant to go against Viper and walks over to his corner and tags in Chambers. As Chooch and Chambers argue about who should face the 6’5″ monster Viper walks over and brings Chambers in the hard way. Viper whips Chambers into the ropes and knocks him down with a big boot that catches Chambers right in the jaw and then a jumping leg drop which ends up landing across Chambers’ throat. Viper then hauls Chambers up from the ground and plants him back to the mat with a Military Press which gets the crowd pumping. As Chambers rises to his feet Viper runs and bounces off of the ropes and aims a clothesline at Chambers only for him to duck and Viper to take out the referee.

With the referee knocked out Chooch jumps off the ring apron and grabs a steel chair before sliding back into the ring. As Chooch goes to smack Viper with the chair Viper ducks and Chooch nails Chambers in the head! Spaz then joins the ring hitting a Superkick to Chooch causing him to drop the chair. Spaz then throws Chooch to the outside where he lands heavily on his arm. Viper picks up Chambers and sends him crashing to the mat with a huge one-armed chokeslam. Viper then drags Chambers to the turnbuckle setting him up for his finisher the ‘Snake Bite’. Viper nails Chambers with the ‘snake bite’ to the delight of the crowd as Spaz climbs to the top rope. Spaz comes off the top rope with one of his finishing moves the ‘Flying Fury’ that is a huge 450 splash! Viper then hooks Chambers leg for the pin.

As Viper looks across the ring he sees that the referee is still down so Spaz waves for a referee to come from the back. As a referee runs and slides into the ring he begins to make the count. 1..2.. The referee is pulled out of the ring by Chooch! Chooch grabs the referee by the shirt and nails him with a right hand and then throws him head first into the security wall. Chooch then enters the ring and spins around Spaz nailing him with the ‘Inverted DDT’! Chooch then locks eyes with Viper. Viper grabs Chooch by the throat attempting to chokeslam him. But Chooch nails Viper with a low blow and then an ‘Inverted DDT’! As Chooch pulls Chambers across the limp body of Viper the fans boo loudly.

But then a figure comes running out of the crowd carrying a steel chair! It’s the Spiker! The Spiker enters the ring and waffles Chooch with the chair before kicking him out of the ring. Spiker then nails Chamber on the floor with the chair before placing the chair carefully on the floor. Spiker then picks up Chambers nailing him with the ‘Spiker Drop’ onto the chair! Spiker then pulls Viper across Chambers and jumps out of the ring as the referee begins to come around. The referee sees the cover and starts to make the count 1..2..3!

The winners of the match – Spaz and Viper

EWF Internet Title Match – The Spiker (EWF Internet Champion) Vs. The Owl

A flood of yellow sparks falls from the ceiling as The Owls Music booms from the speakers surrounding the arena. Suddenly two huge white pyro’s explode from the ramp into the air as the crowd come alive! The Owl walks through that famous black curtain and onto the ramp. Thunderous applause and cheers from the arena meet his presence. He stops at the top of the ramp and paces back and forth admiring the crowd. The Owl makes his way down to the ring and up on to the ring apron, he walks along the side slowly and turns to look at the crowd. The Owl throws his arms into the air mightily as the crowd roar with delight. Alice in chains get born again then hits the sound system and the fans boo the arrival of the EWF Internet Champion Spiker. Spiker appears on the entrance stage with the title belt over his shoulder before taunting the crowd. Spiker then holds his title belt above his head which gets more heat from the crowd. Spiker then runs to the ring and slides in as the bell rings.
The Spiker clatters into Owl with a single leg takedown before bouncing Owls knee off of the canvas. Spiker then picks up Owl and drills him top the mat with a scoop slam. Owl jumps straight back up and catches Spiker with a jaw breaker and then a hip toss. The fans get behind Owl even more as Owl whips the Internet Champion into the ropes and sends his head bouncing off of the mat with a drop toe hold. Spiker however fights back by countering an attempted suplex from the Owl into a suplex of his own. Spiker then goes for the cover but Owl kicks out just before the two count. Owl gets back to his feet and goes to nail Spiker with a Stunner like move but Spiker pushes Owl into the ropes and catches him with a Samoan drop.

Spiker then goes for the cover again on The Owl but only gets a two count. Spiker ague with the referee about the count for a few seconds and then turns back to the Owl and nails him with an Ace Crusher! Spiker then picks up the Owl and positions him for a ‘Spiker Drop’ but Owl squirms his way out and knocks down the Spiker with a dropkick. Owl then picks up Spiker and goes for an Angle slam but Spiker counters in to a bulldog, which is then countered into a back suplex. Owl then rolls up The Spiker. 1..2.. Kickout by the Internet Champion. Owl then begins to bury deep kicks into Spiker before picking him up and slamming him to the floor with a Sambo suplex.

Owl then tries to lock Spiker in a ankle lock but Spiker fights out with a kick to Owls head. Spiker then runs and bounces off of the ropes but gets caught with a spinebuster from the Owl. Owl then goes for the pin. 1..2.. Kickout! Owl then begins to get notably frustrated with Spiker and throws him into the corner before hitting him with a dropkick. Owl then climbs the top rope and hits Spiker with a top rope bulldog! Owl then goes for the cover. 1..2..Kickout by Spiker. Owl then goes to hit Spiker with his finishing move the ‘Owlbow’. As Owl comes off of the top rope Spiker rolls out of the way!

Spiker takes advantage of Owl and nails him with a low blow and then a DDT. The Spiker then taunts the crowd which gets him heat before bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Owl with a spinning heel kick. Spiker then positions Owl for the ‘Spiker Drop’. Spiker nails his finishing move and covers the Owl. 1..2..3

The winner of the match – The Spiker

EWF Hardcore Title Match – Christian Idol (EWF Hardcore Champion) Vs. Adam Striker

Slipknot’s “Left Behind” plays as the lights go down. Red laser lights fill the arena as Christian Idol emerges from the back with his Hardcore title belt over his shoulder. He stretches his arms out in a crucifix before sprinting down the aisle and into the ring. “Follow Me” by P.O.D hits the arena. All fans come to a huge pop, and the lights quickly go out and blue spotlights float around the audience. Orange explosives go off on the stage, while Adam Striker walks out on to the stage, and starts walking down the ramp. The fans chant, “Striker!!! Striker!!! Striker!!!” repeatedly, while he begins to be introduced
Both men stare each other down as this eagerly anticipated EWF Hardcore title match gets underway. Both men begin favourites here is the EWF and both men are tipped to be future EWF World Heavyweight Champions with Christian Idol already coming close on one occasion. Idol and Striker lunge forward and tie up with each other in a test of strength. Both men struggle against the other in a bid to get a physiological advantage over their opponent in the early going. Idol begins to force Striker back into a corner but Striker pushes back on Idol until Idol finally breaks the tie up with a knee to the midsection of Striker and a northern lights suplex that takes the challenger to the mat. Striker pops straight back up and aims a high kick at Idols head which he ducks and returns with a kick to Striker which is also dodged until both men come to a deadlock and the fans busts into spontaneous applause for both men’s efforts.

Striker then grabs the EWF Hardcore champion and slams him to the mat with a sidewalk slam before whipping him into the corner, which causes Idol to fall into a sitting position in the corner. Striker then runs at Idol and buries a knee into Idols face. Striker then climbs out of the ring and drags Idol with him. Striker bounces Idols head into the announcer’s table and then lifts him off of his feet and throwing him across the announcer’s table in a ‘snake eyes’ move. Striker then pulls Idol on to the table and positions him for a Piledriver. As the announcers scatter from their table trying to avoid being hit in the impending disaster Idol summons up enough strength to back body drop Striker causing him to fal against the table that does not break as the announces speculate that the move could very well have broken Striker’s back.

Idol then climbs off of the table and carries the body of Adam Striker with him. Idol picks up Striker and places him over his shoulder and rams him spine first into the steel ring post. With Idol now evidently targeting Striker’s back which seems to be giving him some problems. Idol climbs up on to the ring apron and jumps off with an elbow drop to Striker who is lying on the floor not moving a whole lot. Idol relentless in his attack throws Striker into the security wall before following him onto the steel entrance ramp. Idol picks up Striker on the ramp and positions him for a brainbuster but luckily for Striker he manages to find his way out of the move and get to his feet. Idol is not so lucky as Striker manages to retaliate with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex on Idol causing him so slam into the steel ramp way with a huge thud.

As both men struggle to their feet in considerable pain then continue to move up the entrance ramp and onto the entrance stage. Striker whips Idol into the huge letter E of the E-W-F metal structure at the entrance, causing Idol to slam against it and fall to the floor. As Striker walks over to Idol, the Hardcore Champion starts to climb up the huge letter E until he reaches the top. As Striker looks up in disbelief Idol flies off of the structure hitting Striker with a cross body. Idol then goes for the pin on Striker. 1..2.. Kickout by Striker! The fans and Idol look at Striker in disbelief at how he could have kicked out of the move.

Striker slowly gets to his feet at the same time as Idol and pulls him towards the entranceway of the stage. Striker pulls Idol towards the glass plate and positions him for a belly to back suplex. Striker hits the move and Idol goes crashing through the glass plate! Striker then walks through the whole and covers the bloodied Idol. 1..2.. Kickout by Idol! The fans cheer is disbelief that the Hardcore Champion kicked out! Striker then grabs Idol and pulls him back to the centre of the entrance stage. Striker then hauls Idol up for his finishing move the ‘Deep Impact’. Striker slams Idol down to the metal stage with incredible impact. The referee then makes the cover, 1..2..3!

The winner of the match and NEW EWF Hardcore Champion -Adam Striker!!!

EWF Singles Match – Agent Orange Vs. The Assassin

‘Agent Orange’ by Cage hits the sound system and the fans erupt into a chorus of boos marking the arrival of ‘the world famous’ Agent Orange. Orange stands at the top of the ramp for a while looking out at the sea of fans. Clips of Agent Orange and Havocs victory over Chris Cage and Christian Idol are shown as Orange slowly walks down to the ring and climbs up onto the ring apron. Orange then climbs inside and waits for the arrival of The Assassin. ‘Wreck’ hits the sound system and the assassin enters holding a sniper rifle walking slowly aiming over the ring then over the crowd. He lowers the rifle looks around the crowd then raises his arm above his head and walks to the ring. The commentators comment on how this match will be interesting with both men having military background as the bell rings for the match to start.
Orange starts off by tying up with Assassin before throwing him into the corner and burying his shoulder into Assassins midsection. Orange then takes Assassins head and rams it in the turnbuckle before throwing Assassin through the 2nd and 3rd ropes causing his shoulder to bounce off of the steel turnbuckle. Orange then rips off the padding on the turnbuckle to reveal the steel ring post as the fans boo. Assassin however fights back by whipping Orange into the ropes and then knocking him down with a back elbow. Assassin then hits Orange with a big right forearm and then a vertical suplex that drills Orange to the mat.

Assassin then pulls Orange up and goes to ram his head into the uncovered ring post but Agent Orange hits him with a low blow that goes undetected by the referee. Orange then fights back on the Assassin with a body slam and then a Death Valley Driver that gets the crowd booing him again. Orange then grabs Assassin by the foot and yanks him up into the air before letting go causing Assassin to flop to the floor. As the sweat pours down the face of the Assassin he struggles to his feet and goes to hit a neckbreaker on Agent Orange, but he counters and nails Assassin with a snap powerbomb. The Agent Orange then goes for the pinfall on Assassin.



Kickout by Assassin

Orange pulls Assassin to his feet and sends him crashing to the mat with a crunching spine buster before bouncing off of the ropes and coming back looking for an elbow drop, but Assassin avoids the elbow from Orange and sweeps his legs away causing him to fall to the floor. Assassin then leaps to his feet and hits Orange with a arm drag takedown and then positions him for the ‘Assassin Bomb’. But Agent Orange counters the move into a back body drop.

Agent Orange then hits a low blow on The Assassin and hits him with the breath taker. Orange then climbs to the top rope and taunts the fans that are booing him and signals for one of his finishing moves ‘The Purple Heart’. Orange comes off and nails Assassin with the move and then goes for the cover.



Kickout by Assassin!!

The fans cheer in disbelief as Assassin kicks out! Orange however keeps his cool and positions Assassin for the ‘Angel Dust’. Orange hits the ‘Angel dust’ on to Assassin and crawls over him again for the pin.




The winner of the match – Agent Orange

EWF Handicap Match – Wyld Thyng and X Vs. Genocide

Enter Sandman booms over the PA. Suddenly flames burst from the stage as X rises up through from the ramp through the flames. He walks to the middle of the ramp and holds up an “X” sign as Wyld Thyng descends from the rafters. The two walk down to the ring and go up opposite stairs from one another. They both climb on the turnbuckles and taunt the crowd. Then they get into the ring and punch hands. Smoke slowly pours from the ramp way as “People=shit” by Slipknot plays and Genocide makes his way out from the smoke, he has his head lowered as he walks down to the ring and then stares into the crowd awaiting the match to start. The bell then rings.
From the start X charges at Genocide put gets drilled with a tilt a whirl slam from the 6’6″ Australian. Wyld Thyng then nails Genocide with a right hand and whips him in to the ropes but gets knocked down with a huge clothesline. Genocide then scoops up X and drills him back down to the mat with a body slam. Genocide then taunts at the fans and they start to cheer for him loudly. Genocide knocks down X with a big boot to the face and then punches Wyld Thyng knocking him out of the ring.

Genocide then turns back to X who he nails with a huge German suplex with a bridge. 1..2..Kickout. Genocide then grabs X and throws him into the corner and hits him with an elbow right to his face. Genocide then stands over X in the corner but gets hit from behind by Wyld Thyng with a steel chair. Wyld Thyng then cracks Genocide over the head with the chair again and drops down to make the cover.



Kickout by Genocide!

Wyld Thyng then drags Genocide up and nails him with a fall away slam that sends him flying across the ring. X then climbs to the top rope and nails a picture perfect leg drop onto Genocide. He then goes for the cover again.



Kickout by Genocide!

Wyld Thyng then hauls up Genocide again and him and X hit him with a double team neckbreaker. The two men then position Genocide and attempt to go for their double team finisher ‘Final Damnation’ as Wyld Thyng positions Genocide for a super powerbomb and X climbs to the top rope. But Genocide manages to throw Wyld Thyng into the ropes, which causes X to crotch himself on the top rope. Genocide then climbs up onto the top rope and hits a suplerplex onto X! Genocide then turns his attention to Wyld Thyng. Genocide positions Wyld Thyng for the ‘Torment’ must to the crowds delight. Genocide nails Wyld Thyng with the ‘Torment’ and then goes for the cover.




The winner of the match – Genocide

EWF World Heavyweight Title Match – Chris Cage Vs. Havoc

“I disappear” hits the P.A system as the crowd erupts. Chris Cage steps through the curtains to a standing ovation from the crowd. He is wearing his usual ring attire, black long leather pants, and black boots. He starts making his way to the ring as pyros starts shooting up the ramp. He slides into the ring. The fans start to boo as P Diddy ‘ Bad Boy for Life’ hits the sound system signalling the arrival of the EWF World Heavyweight Champion Havoc. Havoc steps out from behind the curtain with the EWF World Title belt over his shoulder. Havoc holds the belt up which only gets more heat from the crowd and then waits on the ramp looking down at Cage.
The atmosphere in the arena is great as this eagerly anticipated match finally happens. Could Chris Cage finally win the big one? Cage and Havoc stand face-to-face trash talking each other as Havoc tries to psyche out his opponent. Cage stands his ground and trash talks the champion to the delight of the crowd. Finally Havoc gives up and slaps the challenger across the face and a first fight between Cage and Havoc begins with both men trading right and left hands. Cage finally gets the upper hand and keeps on laying into Havoc with punches that back him into a corner. Cage then flips off the champion and stomps a mud hole in him. Cage then grabs up Havoc and introduces him to the turnbuckle by ramming his head into it. Cage then lifts up Havoc and hits him with a snake eyes in the corner.

Cage then drags Havoc away from the corner and hits a huge DDT on to him that sends his head thundering off of the mat. Cage then goes for the cover on Havoc



Kickout by Havoc!

Cage picks up Havoc and tosses him back to the mat with a scoop slam. Cage then goes to lock on the sharpshooter to Havoc but he gets a low blow. Havoc then grabs Cage and throws him across the ring and follows up with a clothesline. The fans boo as Havoc starts to build momentum hitting a Thesz Press on Cage. Havoc taunts the fans before picking up Cage and sending him back to the mat with a huge Jack knife Powerbomb! Havoc then goes for the cover on Cage.



Kickout by the challenger.

Havoc continues his relentless onslaught on to Cage with a huge snap suplex that could have snapped Cage’s back and then a Pumphandle slam that shows a great feat of strength. Havoc then goes for another pin on Cage.



Kickout by Cage!!

Havoc picks up Cage and throws him to the corner of the ring and as Cage bounces out of the corner Havoc nails him with a huge clothesline. Havoc then goes for the ‘Final Impact’ on Cage. But Cage reverses the move and hits Havoc with a neckbreaker that sends both men down to the canvas. The referee then starts his ten count




Still no movement from either wrestler




Cage is know beginning to move


Cage then rolls over Havoc and the referee counts the pinfall



The referee is then pulled out of the ring! The camera zooms in on who pulled out the referee. It was Wild Boar! WB then slides into the ring and begins hitting Cage with right hands. WB then grabs Cage and nails him with a ‘Razor Back’, which is one of his finishing moves. The fans boo and throw drinks cans and other objects into ring as they see Cage’s chances of becoming World Champion slip away again. WB drags Havoc over Cage and calls for a referee to count the three. The referee crawls back into the ring and start the count




The winner of the match – Havoc

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