Monday Night Destruction (Date: 7th January 2001)
Northlands Coliseum, Alberta, Canada

Triple Threat Table Match – Darrius Vs. M.O.P Vs. Mike Lazarus
All goes dark and quiet, anxious and excited the crowd wait. Very suddenly Red Alert’s Hells March booms from the speakers surrounding the arena, two flares are sent up from each side of the ramp and explode in the air and explode, red lights start to flash on and off and Master is already standing at the end of the ramp the ramp ignites either side all the way down to the bottom and Master walks down. He walks up the stairs and looks around pitifully at the crowd and climbs over the top rope and waits for his opponent. The fans are on the edge of their seats with anticipation, and then one by one, the lights go out. A blue spotlight focuses on the curtain as strobe lights illuminate the arena. Suddenly, “Zero” by The Smashing Pumpkins hits and Darrius emerges from the back with a grin on his face. He pauses for a moment, surveying the fans and soaking up the atmosphere, before sauntering down to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. Finally, Darrius sits down in the far corner of the ring, waiting for his final opponent for this triple threat table match. The Mike Lazarus music hits the sound system and he makes his way out to boos from the crowd. Lazarus looks down to the ring at his two opponents that are waiting for him. Lazarus then taunts the crowd before sliding into the ring.

Lazarus starts the match off with right hands on Master knocking him to the floor. Lazarus then picks up Master and sends him back down to the floor with a scoop slam. Darrius stops Lazarus however, with a shot to the back of the head and then an arm drag takedown. Darrius grabs Lazarus and locks in a headlock. As Lazarus struggles under the headlock Darrius takes the opportunity to show off his muscles to the crowd. Lazarus manages to squirm out of the headlock and throws Darrius into the ropes and then ducks an attempt clothesline from him. As Darrius misses Lazarus he gets knocked down with a big boot from Master. Master grabs Lazarus and lifts him above his head with a gorilla press slam before dropping him back down to the floor. Master then seizes the opportunity and climbs out of the ring and grabs one of the many wooden tables from ringside. Master then slides the table into the ring but is stopped getting in himself by a double baseball slide from Lazarus and Darrius.

Darrius and Lazarus then start to fight each other in the ring trading right hands before Lazarus grabs Darrius by the head and throws him into the corner of the ring. Lazarus then stomps away at Darrius in the corner before bringing him out and hitting him with a suplex. Lazarus then picks up the table and sets it up in the middle of the ring. As Lazarus sets up Darrius for another suplex Master saves him by picking him out of the air and slamming him back to the mat with a powerslam. Master then hits Lazarus with a big right hand and then sets him up for ‘The Puppet Crusher’ through the table. But Darrius stops the move with a low blow on Master.

Darrius then starts to hit Master with everything he has got including punches and kicks. Darrius then sends Master’s head into the floor with a DDT. Darrius then tries to lift Master off of the floor and towards the table but gives up and just pushes him out of the ring. Darrius then taken down to the dislike of the crowd with a back-suplex by Mike Lazarus. Lazarus then picks up Darrius and pulls him towards the table where he sets him up for a Sambo suplex. But Darrius reverses the move with an elbow to the side of the head and then throws Lazarus through the table with a snap powerbomb.

The Winner of the match – Darrius!!
Single Match – ‘The Lone Wolf’ Chris Caher Vs. BeYoNdEr
‘Not die’n’ by Sticky Fingaz hits the PA system and the fans cheer the arrival of ‘The Lone Wolf’ Chris Caher. Caher poses at the top of the entrance ramp looking more focused that he has ever looked. Caher then walks down to the ring and climbs up onto a turnbuckle and gets another pop from the crowd. Face 2 Face ‘Won’t lie down’ then hits the sound system and the fans pop again as BeYoNdEr makes his way down to the ring. BeYoNdEr poses at the foot of the ramp way before sliding into the ring.

BeYoNdEr grabs Caher and whips him into the ropes and hits him with a knee to the stomach as he bounces back. Caher gets back up but BeYoNdEr kicks him in the stomach and takes him down with a gut wrench powerbomb. BeYoNdEr then hits Caher with mounted punches on the floor before bouncing off of the ropes and hitting a diving elbow onto Caher. BeYoNdEr then goes for the pin on The Lone Wolf.

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Kickout by Caher

Caher then rises to his feet and stares across at BeYoNdEr. Caher then moves towards BeYoNdEr and ties up with him. Caher then uses his strength to push BeYoNdEr back into the corner before hitting him with shoulders to the mid section in the corner. As BeYoNdEr drops to a sitting position in the corner, Caher walks to the opposite side of the ring before charging at BeYoNdEr and hitting him with a knee to the face. Caher then places BeYoNdEr on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex to the delight of the crowd. Caher then goes for another cover.

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Kickout by BeYoNdEr.

Caher then lifts up BeYoNdEr from the mat and continues his relentless assault by executing a Pumphandle suplex on BeYoNdEr. As both men get to their feet Caher leg sweeps BeYoNdEr. Caher then goes for another cover on BeYoNdEr. The referee then drops down and counts 1 …2 BeYoNdEr escapes both men then get to their feet. BeYoNdEr then gets hit with a dragon screw from Caher. BeYoNdEr is up again but Caher then knocks him back down with a flying shoulder block. Caher then executes a snap mare on BeYoNdEr and locks him into the sleeper. The referee is checking for a tap out, Caher tightens the hold. … … BeYoNdEr is fighting the hold until finally Caher breaks it.

BeYoNdEr then begins to fight back on Caher with a Superkick. BeYoNdEr then takes the fight to Caher and begins stomping away at the back of his head. BeYoNdEr then picks up Caher and executes a Russian Leg sweep. BeYoNdEr then taunts Caher to get up which gets a pop from the crowd. As Caher rises to his feet BeYoNdEr hits him with a sharp kick to his head. Caher climbs to his feetbut as he does BeYoNdEr locks him in a knee bar submission hold. As the Referee checks for a tap out BeYoNdEr tightens the hold as Caher tries to escape. BeYoNdEr then breaks the hold. As Caher gets to his feet BeYoNdEr locks a front face lock on him then slams him to the mat with an Aztecan suplex. BeYoNdEr then goes for the cover on Caher

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Kickout right at the last second by The Lone Wolf.

BeYoNdEr then puts Chris Caher in an arm grapevine submission as the fans cheer for BeYoNdEr. Caher again tries to reach out for the ropes as BeYoNdEr clutches onto the submission hold. Caher in a sudden surge of strength then rolls up BeYoNdEr while in the submission hold.

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Kickout by BeYoNdEr

Caher then takes down BeYoNdEr with a short spear and starts hammering away at his face with right hands. Caher then looks up at the fans with a crazed look in his face as the fans now cheer him. Caher grabs BeYoNdEr and whips him into the ropes before cutting him off with a shoulder block then a diving elbow. The Lone Wolf then signals for the end as he snap suplexes BeYoNdEr. Caher then picks up BeYoNdEr and kicks him in the groin before nailing him with ‘The Act of God’. Caher then goes for the cover on BeYoNdEr.

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Kickout by BeYoNdEr!!! The fans cheer as BeYoNdEr summons up the energy to kick out of Caher’s patented finishing move. Caher then picks up BeYoNdEr again and leaves him swaying on his feet. Caher then flips off BeYoNdEr and hits him with a Stunner! Caher then taunts the fallen BeYoNdEr on the floor. Caher again picks up BeYoNdEr and kicks him in the groin before positioning him for a ‘act of God’. But BeYoNdEr counters the move into a sunset flip! 1..2..Kickout by Caher! Caher then goes for a neckbreaker on BeYoNdEr but BeYoNdEr pushes him into the ropes and knocks him down with a spinebuster. The fans cheer as BeYoNdEr taunts at Caher before locking on the Sharpshooter, his finishing move! Caher reaches desperately for the ropes but he is in the middle of the ring. After lasting more than 20 seconds in the painful submission hold Caher is forced to tap out!

The Winner of the match – BeYoNdEr!!
As BeYoNdEr celebrates in the ring The Lone Wolf sneaks up behind him and hits him with a punch to the back of the head. Caher then spins round BeYoNdEr and nails him with the Act Of God before leaving the ring to a mixed reaction. Caher is then shown looking back at BeYoNdEr who is lying in the ring with an angry look on his face.

EWF Internet Title Triple Threat Match – The Spiker (EWF Internet Champion) Vs. Wyld Thyng Vs. X
Alice in Chains ‘Get Born Again’ and the fans begin to boo as the EWF Internet Champion The Spiker makes his way out with the title belt over his shoulder. Spiker looks around the arena with all the fans booing him and smiles seemingly liking the boos that are directed towards him. Spiker then slides into the ring and holds up his Internet Title for everyone to see. Enter Sandman then booms over the PA system and the fans boo as X makes an appearance. Suddenly flames burst from the stage as X rises up through from the ramp through the flames. He walks to the middle of the ramp and holds up an “X” sign. X slides into the ring and walks over to him exchanging a quite word. Enter the Sandman then hits the PA system but this time the fans cheer as Wyld Thyng is seen standing on the entrance ramp. X’s former Tag Team partner then walks down to the ring as Spiker and X await his entry to the ring. Wyld Thyng then slides into the ring as Spiker moves over to the corner.

Wyld Thyng runs straight at X and knocks him down with a big right hand. Wyld then continues to land punches on X as Spiker stands in the corner watching the action. Wyld Thyng then lifts X up into the air and executes a pumphandle suplex on him. Spiker then takes it as his time to get involved in the match by spinning around Wyld Thyng hitting him with forearms to the face. Spiker then scoop slams Wyld Thyng to the floor as both Spiker and X stand over him. Spiker and X then bounce off ropes at two different sides of the ring and come back on Wyld with a double elbow drop.

X then picks up his former tag team partner and holds him up for the Spiker to hit him. Spiker then grabs Wyld Thyng and slams him to the floor with a suplex. X then picks up his former tag team partner and whips him into the corner. X then follows up on Wyld with a splash in the corner as Spiker slides to the outside of the ring. Wyld Thyng drops to the floor near the turnbuckle and Spiker grabs his legs and pulls him towards him causing Wyld Thyng to get low blowed on the turnbuckle post. Spiker then locks on a figure 4 leg lock on Wyld with the turnbuckle post in the middle of his legs! As the referee tries to get Spiker to break the illegal hold X looks at the two men and wonders what to do.

Spiker then finally breaks the hold and signals for X to get a chair as he rolls Wyld Thyng into the ring. As X fetches a chair from ringside Spiker climbs to the top rope and flies off with a frog splash on Wyld Thyng but he rolls out of the way! X then rolls into the ring with the steel chair as both men rise to their feet. As X lifts the chair over his head he ponders which man to hit. X finally decides and swings for Wyld Thyng with the chair but he ducks and then nails X with a dropkick! Wyld then bounces off of the ropes as the fans come alive as Wyld finds his second wind and nails Spiker with a clothesline from hell! Wyld then goes for the pin. 1..2..Wyld rolls off of Spiker just as X was about to break up the pin with a steel chair shot and X ends up hitting Spiker with the chair.

Wyld then grabs his former tag team partner and signals for his finishing move the ‘Wyld Ride’. Wyld lifts X up for the Wyld Ride but on the way up X grabs the steel chair. As Wyld lifts X high above his head X cracks him with the steel chair causing Wyld Thyng to fall to the floor. X then positions the chair in the middle of the ring and picks up Wyld who is now bleeding from the chair shot. X then nails Wyld with a ‘Rock Bottom’ onto the chair! X then goes for the cover

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Kickout by Wyld Thyng! As Wyld climbs to his feet X runs at him with a clothesline but Wyld manages to back body drop X over the top rope. The Spiker then low blows Wyld before hitting him with a Spiker drop onto the chair! Spiker then goes for the cover as X scrambles to get into the ring. 1..2..3! X just doesn’t get their in time.

The Winner of the match – Spiker!!
After the match is over X stares across the ring at Spiker who is celebrating with his title belt and then looks down at his former partner Wyld Thyng who is lying across the steel chair. X then leaves the ring and walks to the back.

EWF Tag Team Title Match – The Owl and Danny Y2D Vs. Spaz and Viper
Rob Zombie ‘Never gonna stop me’ hits the sound system and the EWF Tag Team Champions Spaz and Viper appear on the entrance stage with their Tag Title belts over their shoulders. The fans boo as Spaz and Viper make their way down to the ring but the champions just ignore the crowd. A flood of yellow coloured sparks fall from the ceiling as The Owls music booms from the speakers surrounding the arena. Suddenly two huge white pyro’s explode from the ramp way and the crowd come alive! The Owl walks through that famous black curtain and onto the ramp. The thunderous applause and cheers from the arena meet his presence. He stops at the top of the ramp and paces back and forth looking at the crowd. The Owl makes his way down the ramp and up on to the ring apron, he walks along the side slowly and turns to look at the crowd. The Owl throws his arms into the air mightily as the crowd roar with delight. He then steps into the ring and waits for his partner to enter. Linkin Park ‘One Step Close’ then hits the sound system and the fans cheer as is marks the arrival of Danny Y2D. The Owl stands looking down at the entrance but still no Danny appears.

Spaz then turns Owl round and whips him into the ropes before knocking him down with a sidewalk slam. The referee then calls for the bell to be rung. It looks like this is now a handicap match! Spaz then picks up the Owl and attempts a suplex but Owl counters the move and executes a front-layout suplerplex on Spaz. Owl then climbs to the top rope and as Spaz gets to his feet Owl leaps from the top rope with a body press on Spaz. Both men then get back on their feet. Owl then executes the jumping sidekick on Spaz before hitting him with fist drops on the mat. Both men then get to their feet and Owl whips Spaz into a corner before hitting him with knife hand chop.

Spaz then starts to fight his way back into the match with a right hand on the Owl then an inverted atomic drop that sends both men down. Spaz then crawls to his corner and makes the tag to Viper but Owl has no one to tag! Viper runs into the ring and nails Owl with a big boot and then mounted punches. As the crowd start to chant for the Owl Viper hits him harder. Viper then picks up Owl and slams him to the mat with a huge chokeslam! As the referee drops down to make the pin Mike Lazarus runs down to ringside and pulls out the referee! Spaz then leaps off of the apron and fights with Lazarus up the ramp way with both men exchanging right hands.

Owl then slowly gets to his feet and dodges a spear from Viper and hits him with a Angle Slam! Owl then goes for the cover on Viper.

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Kickout by Viper!!

Owl can’t believe that Viper kicked out! Owl then walks over to the referee and whispers something into his ear. The referee then nods his head. The fans start to chant Owls name as he waves to the backstage, beckoning someone to come out to the ring! The fans then start to cheer even louder as ‘Ace Of Spades’ – Motor Head hits the sound system and Master comes charging up the ramp way! Master knocks down Spaz and Lazarus with a double clothesline before jumping up onto the ring apron and standing in Owl’s corner! The fans go crazy as Owl walks over and tags in the huge 7’2″ giant. Viper who at himself stands at 6’5″ backs away from Master but Master knocks him down with a right hand. Master then executes the ‘Puppet Crusher’ on Viper before tagging the Owl back in! The Owl climbs up to the top rope and taunts as the fans go crazy. The Owl then flies off of the top rope with the ‘Owlbow’ onto Viper. Owl then hooks Vipers leg.

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The Winners of the match and new EWF Tag Team Champion’s – The Owl and Master Of Puppets!!
Non Title Singles Match – Havoc (EWF World Champion) Vs. The Ripper
Sum 41 ‘In too deep’ starts to play and the fans cheer as Ripper slowly makes his way to the ring. Ripper with a smile on his face enters the ring and taunts for the fans. Ripper then waits for his opponent the EWF World Champion Havoc. P Diddy ‘Bad Boy for Life’ hits the sound system and the crowd start booing and screaming obscenities, but Havoc pays no attention and runs straight done to the ring looking like he means business, he slides into the ring and starts taking it to The Ripper before the bell evens rings, The Ref calls for the bell and the match is on

Havoc bounces off the ropes and hits a Lui Thesz Press on Ripper right from the start. Havoc then follows up with kicks to Rippers chest. Havoc then picks up Ripper and slams him hard to the mat with a powerslam. Havoc then goes for the cover. 1..2..Kickout by Ripper that gets a small crowd reaction. Havoc then picks up Ripper and throws him into the corner before nailing him in the midsection with his shoulder. Havoc then slams Rippers head into the turnbuckle padding and then drills him with a back suplex.

The World Champion then walks back over to the turnbuckle and rips off the padding exposing the metal ring. As Havoc turns round he is met with a spinning wheel kick from Ripper who then goes for the cover.

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Kickout by Havoc

Havoc then rises to his feet and Ripper grabs him by the head and rams his head into the exposed turnbuckle ring. This only incenses the champion who shakes his head at Ripper before knocking him down with a right hand. Havoc then rolls onto The Ripper connecting with a knee. Havoc then goes for another cover on The Ripper.

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Kickout by Ripper.

Havoc then lifts up Ripper whipping him into the ropes and then catching him with a knee to the midsection. Havoc then taunts the fans, which gets him more heat. Havoc however ignores the fans and positions Ripper for the ‘Final Impact’ but Ripper counters with a low blow! Ripper then picks up the World Champion and hits him with the ‘Let It Rip’! Ripper then goes for another cover on the World Champion

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Kickout By Havoc!

Ripper continues to work over the World Champion with 5 consecutive German suplexes! Ripper then goes for another cover on Havoc.

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Kickout by Havoc! Ripper then starts to fire away at Havoc with right hands with back him into a corner but Havoc hits Ripper with a low blow that gets more boos from the crowd before nailing him with a Jacknife Powerbomb. Havoc then locks the Ankle lock on The Ripper. The Ripper however easily makes it to the ropes where Havoc has to break the hold. The Ripper then gets to his feet but is caught with a kick to the groin from the champ how then manages to hit his finishing move the ‘Final Impact’. Havoc then goes for the cover on Ripper.

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The Winner of the match- Havoc!!
Singles Match – Genocide Vs. Wild Boar
‘The Fight Song’ by Marilyn Manson blasts over the EWF P.A System, causing the fans in the sold out arena give a loud chorus of boos and jeers. After a few moments Wild Boar steps out from under the EWF-Tron, he is warring his usual attire, a sleeveless, dark blue shirt, regular, black jogging bottoms, a scruffy pair of white training shoes, black wraps and elbow pads. He stands at the top of the ramp and pauses, folding his large arms across his huge chest; he watches the booing fans, smiling mockingly at them. He holds the pose for a few seconds, then breaks it and begins to slowly walk to ringside, shouting abuse at the occasional fan as he goes. He gets to the ring and steps up onto the ring apron, pauses for a second, then steps over the second rope and enters the ring. Without wasting any time Wild Boar goes over to the opposite corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle, he raises his arms aloft, causing an array of boos that rise loudly from the pumped up EWF crowd. Wild Boar slowly brings his arms down, and then spends a few seconds leaning over the ropes shouting abuse to the front row fans before stepping off the turnbuckle and heading towards the centre of the ring.

Then Smoke slowly pours from the ramp way as “People=shit” by Slipknot plays and Genocide makes his way out from the smoke, he has his head lowered as he walks down to the ring and then stares into the crowd awaiting the match to start. Wild Boar start off hitting a back body drop on Genocide as he runs towards him. WB then starts to fire off right hands on Genocide in the corner. Genocide then blocks one of the right hands and pushes WB to the ground with a double leg takedown. Genocide the taunts the crowd before catapulting WB into the corner.

Wild Boar then goes for a kick to Genocides head but Genocide reverses it with an enzuigiri to Wild Boar’s head. Wild Boar then gets hit with a dragon screw from Genocide. Genocide continues beating on Wild Boar with a tilt a whirl slam and then a snap suplex. Genocide then goes for the cover on WB.

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Kickout by Wild Boar.

Genocide then picks up Wild Boar and throws him into the corner. Before hammering away on him with right hands, which gets a pop from the crowd. Genocide then places WB up on the turnbuckle and pulls him off with a leg drag off of the top. Genocide then goes for another cover on WB.

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Kickout by Wild Boar. Genocide then hits a jumping elbow thrust on Wild Boar and then applies an arm wrench to WB. WB reaches for the ropes causing Genocide to break the hold. Wild Boar then starts to start a comeback on Genocide with right hands and then a sit out Spinebuster. Wild Boar then goes for the pin but Genocide kicks out on two. Wild Boar then nails Genocide with a running powerslam before climbing to the top rope. Genocide manages to bounce into the ropes causing WB to lose his balance and get caught in the ‘tree of woe’ on the turnbuckle. Genocide then signals to the crowd before dropkicking WB into the face. Genocide then picks up WB and hits him with the ‘Torment’. Genocide then goes for the cover on WB.

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The Winner of the match- Genocide!!
Singles Match – Chris Cage Vs. Agent Orange
‘Agent Orange’ by Cage hits the sound system and the fans boo as Agent Orange makes his way to the ring. Orange slides into the ring and taunts the crowd. I disappear” hits the P.A system as the crowd erupts. Chris Cage steps through the curtains to a standing ovation from the crowd. He is wearing his usual ring attire, black long leather pants, and black boots. He starts making his way to the ring as pyros starts shooting up the ramp. He slides into the ring.

Chris Cage starts off with a double axe handle smash which puts Orange to the mat. The crowd then start to chant for Chris Cage. Cage then hits Orange with an elbow drop. Chris Cage then man who will get a World Title shot at BreakDown with his career on the line in a scaffold match! Cage then climbs to the top rope and flies from the turnbuckle with an elbow drop. Cage and Orange then both get back to their feet.

Orange then grabs Cage and drills his head to the mat with a thunderous DDT. Orange then begins to stomp away at Cage’s back and the locks in a figure four-leg lock! As Cage reaches for the ropes in desperation the referee checks for a tap out. Cage gives up on trying to get to the ropes and falls backwards as the pressure on his legs intensifies. The referee the counts Cage’s shoulders down.

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Cage gets a shoulder up. Cage then reaches to try and knock Orange off but cannot reach him Cage then falls back to the mat.

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Shoulder up by Chris Cage. The enigma is now struggling under the pressure as a big Cage chant starts to go up around the arena. Chris Cage then tries to roll over but Orange keeps the submission locked on in his favour. Cage then makes one last ditch attempt to roll over and manages with the pressure now on Agent Orange’s legs. As Agent Orange reaches out again for the ropes he grabs on to the bottom one and the referee pulls the two men apart.

Agent Orange is first to his feet and he picks up Cage and slams him with a DVD before locking in the dragon sleeper! Cage again reaches for the ropes but cannot move as he is locked in. As the referee checks for a tap out Cage tries to reverse the hold. Cage finally rolls back on Orange into a pinning predicament

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Kickout by Orange. Cage then gets to his feet and spinebusters the running Orange and locks on the sharpshooter. As Cage pulls back on Agent Orange he again frantically tires to get to the ropes. Cage then lets go off the hold as Orange gets to the bottom rope. As he does Jon Storm comes running to ringside with a steel folding chair. Storm slides into the ring and swings with the chair towards Chris Cage but he ducks and Storm knocks down Agent Orange. Cage then throws Storm out of the ring and covers Agent Orange.

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The Winner of the match- Chris Cage!!