“Alright, listen up, you pathetic excuses for wrestling fans! This is “The Bully” Danny Domino, the real main event, the former sVo Heavyweight Champion, and the only damn reason you should even bother tuning into that garbage fire they call Project Violence tomorrow night in that armpit they call Atlantic City!

This whole “Ascension” tournament? It’s a joke! A way for these second-rate wannabes to pretend they’re in the same league as a true champion like me. And tomorrow, some masked flea – this “Sol Dorado” – has the misfortune of stepping into my ring. A luchador? Please! Back in the sVo, we chew up guys like him and spit them out before the first commercial break. He thinks his little flips and dives are going to impress me? I’ll show him what real violence looks like. I’ll dismantle him piece by pathetic piece, and send him crawling back across the border with his tail between his legs.

And as for that Neanderthal, Dutch Ramirez… oh, Dutchy boy. You think you’re so tough, riding around on your little motorcycle, soaking up the cheers of these simpletons. You think you’re a roadblock in my path to the top of their mountain? You’re nothing but a speed bump! You and I both know that the only reason you’re popular with these clowns is because you’re the lesser of two evils. They haven’t seen real dominance until “The Bully” Danny Domino walks into their pathetic little promotion and takes everything they hold dear.

So, tomorrow night, while you’re all chanting for your so-called heroes, remember this: the only star worth watching is me. I’m not just winning this match; I’m sending a message. A message to Sol Dorado, a message to Dutch Ramirez, and a message to the entire Project Violence roster: the sVo’s elite has arrived, and I’m here to take what’s mine. And trust me, I always get what I want. Now go tell all your friends – “The Bully” is coming, and hell’s coming with him!”