Thursday Night Insanity (Date: February 7th 2002)
The Ice Palace, FL
Triple Threat Match – Mike Lazarus Vs. Jet Vs. Beerman
Several flare explosions are set-off in succession coming up the ramp until a huge explosion followed by the usage of lots of smoke machines come off at the top to set off Beerman’s theme. The fans cheer as the smoke slowly clears to show Beerman striding through them to stand at the top of the ramp. He lifts his arm up and hops around in a spin once before bringing the arm down to the ground. Four flares suddenly go off with this action and the fans are to their feet. Beerman strides down the ramp and rolls under the ropes into the ring. He struts around the ring a bit as his music slowly dies down.
Blue by E65 hits and Jet walks down the ramp and into the ring. Beerman and Jet stand eye to eye just staring.
Then Mike Lazarus walks out to his music and walks to the ring. As Mike walks to the ring Jet hits Beerman with a hard right hand. Another right and another right hand. Then Jet lays Beerman with one more right hand. Mike grabs Jet and turns him around. Mike hits a suplex on Jet then a quick leg drop. Mike runs off the ropes but Beerman spears Mike down. Jet grabs Mike and throws him to Beerman. Then Beerman back body drops Mike over the top rope. Mike lays on the outside motionless as Beerman and Jet go at it. Beerman DVD’s Jet down, then Beerman elbows Jet in his throat.
Jet tries to get to his feet but Beerman hits him with an axe handle smash. Beerman powerslams Jet down. Then Beerman tries for a splash off the top rope but Jet moves. Jet gets up and hits a superkick, which knocks Beerman down. Beerman tries to get up but Jet hits a X-Factor to put Beerman back down. Jet tries for a Boom Kick but Beerman ducks it and hits a reverse DDT. Beerman hits Jet with the Powerbomb and go for a pin 2…
No Mike jumps in and breaks up the count.
Mike grabs Beerman and hits a suplex, then a snap suplex on Jet. Mike then hits a Hurricanrana on Jet and turns around into a tremendous powerslam from Beerman. Jet and Mike get up and Beerman runs at them and hit a double clothesline. Beerman taunts the crowd and then goes to work on Mike Lazarus.
Beerman throws Mike over the top rope and turns to Jet. Beerman runs towards Jet but Jet drop toeholds him down out of desperation. Now Beerman is down, Jet is down, and Mike is laying motionless on the outside again.
Jet slowly starts to gets to his feet and the crowd cheer as he sees Beerman down in the centre of the ring. Jet runs over to the corner and jumps up into a crouching position on top of the turnbuckle. Jet then flies off the top with a huge leg drop, which gets a huge pop from the crowd as he lands on Beerman. Jet then crawls across Beerman.
The Winner of the match – Jet!!
Single Match – Damage Vs. “Red Hot” Rob Taylor
Cant Believe by Staind hits and Damage walks out to the stage. Damage walks down the ramp and slides into the ring to wait for Red Hot Rob Taylor.
Then The lights dim in the arena as the familiar drum beat kicks in, the video wall flashes the words, “IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT…GET THE F*** OUT OF MY KITCHEN”… Pyro shoots along the ramp, culminating in a huge explosion, through the smoke, “The People’s Champion” .
Rob and Damage start off by exchanging right hands then Damage gets the upper hand and knocks Rob to the mat. Damage throws Rob to the corner and follows him in with a series of punches and kicks then a tremendous right hand, which sends Rob over the turnbuckle all the way to the outside. Damage climbs to the top rope and jumps to the outside, and hits a splash onto Rob Taylor as he gets up.
Then Damage takes and rams Rob’s head into the announcer table. Then Damage rolls Rob back in to the ring. Beerman throws rob off the ropes and hits a powerslam onto Rob. Beerman hits the ropes and comes down onto Rob with an elbow drop. Damage lifts Rob above his head with a military press and drops Rob on his face. Damage picks Rob back up and tries for a DVD and connects with it. Damage comes off the ropes and tries for a clothesline but Rob ducks it and hits Damage with a superkick as he returns.
Rob then takes over the offense with an Arabian Facebuster. Rob sends Beerman off the ropes and hits Damage with a big back body drop. Beerman tries for a right hand but Rob catches Damage in a T-Bone Suplex and he sends Beerman to the other side of the ring. Rob grabs Damage by the back of his head and throws him to the outside. Then Rob flies onto Damage with a Tiger Space Flying Drop.
Now both men lay outside because Rob was hurt on that move as well. But Rob jumps back up. Rob slides Damage back into the ring and Rob slides in himself. Then Rob hits Damage with a Capioera Superkick. Then Rob goes up top for the Heat Seeker but Rob misses as Damage rolls out of the way. The ref starts the ten count:
Both men then get up and to their feet. Damage goes for a punch on Taylor but he ducks and hits a right hand of his own. Damage begins to reel from the right hands of Rob Taylor and Taylor then goes for a Superkick. Damage catches the leg of Taylor but he counters again with an enzuigiri. Taylor then goes for the cover on Damage.
Kickout by Damage. Taylor can’t believe that Damage kicks out. As Damage starts to get to his feet Taylor runs and bounces off the ropes and takes down Damage with a face crusher. As the crowd chant for Taylor he climbs to the top rope and signals again for the heat seeker. Taylor then comes off the top and gets and amazing height before slamming into Damage. Taylor then goes for the cover.
The Winner of the match – “Red Hot” Rob Taylor!!
After the match Taylor celebrates in the ring until The Spiker walks onto the entrance ramp and the crowd erupts. The crowd cheer as a tense stare down between Taylor and The Spiker begins.
Hardcore Rules Match – Ice Vs. M.O.P Vs. Derik Peters
All goes dark and quiet, anxious and excited the crowd wait. Very suddenly ‘Ace of Spades’ by MotorHead booms from the speakers surrounding the arena, two flares are sent up from each side of the ramp and explode in the air and explode, red lights start to flash on and off and Master is already standing at the end of the ramp the ramp ignites either side all the way down to the bottom and master walks down. He walks up the stairs and looks around pitifully at the crowd and climbs over the top rope and waits for his opponents.
Roll Out hits and Ice runs down to the ring, slides in, and goes right to work on MOP. Ice hits MOP with a lot of right hands but MOP drops him with a powerful right hand. Then Number1 by Nelly goes off and Derik Peters comes charging from the curtain, down the ramp, and into the ring.
Peters and Ice go to work on MOP and knock him over the ropes to the outside with a lot of stiff right hands. Then Ice starts to celebrate because he knocked MOP over the ropes. But as he celebrates Peters turns Ice around and hits the Screwdriver on Ice. Then Peters pins Ice.
2… no MOP pulls out Peters and lays him out with a stiff right hand.
MOP gets in the ring and hits Ice with the Puppet Crusher. Then MOP tries for the pin.
2…no Peters pulls MOP out. MOP tries for a hard right hand but Peters ducks it and dropkicks him in the back of the head. MOP stumbles and Peters hits MOP with another dropkick as MOP turns around.
Next Ice jumps over the top rope but MOP catches him and MOP drops him neck first over the barricade. Peters hits MOP in the gut and hits a springboard dropkick off the barricade. This knocks MOP down and Peters rolls Jet back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Peters jumps off the ropes and hits a frog splash on Ice. Peters pins Ice again.
MOP kicks Peters in the back of the head to break up the count. MOP lifts Peters up over his head and drops him with a Gorilla Press Slam. Ice tries to get back up but MOP hits him with a back elbow. MOP lifts Peters up and powerslams him over the top rope. MOP turns around and Jet dropkicks MOP up against the ropes, then Ice throws MOP to the ropes and martial arts kick to the face. MOP falls and Ice pins him but MOP kicks out with authority at 2.
Peters gets back in the ring. Ice and Peters throws MOP off the ropes and hits a double hip toss on MOP. Next Ice and Peters hit MOP with a double pile driver. Ice gets back up and walks right into a Hurricanrana by Peters. Now Ice and MOP are laying on the ground and Peters is leaning against the turnbuckle breathing heavily. Peters runs across and make the cover on M.O.P
Kickout by Master. Peters can’t believe it and as Ice begins to get to his feet Peters runs and clotheslines him over the top rope. Peters then turns around but gets caught by Master. Master kicks Peters in the mid section before nailing him with the ‘Puppet Crusher’. Master then goes for the cover on Peters.
The Winner of the match – Master of Puppets
Tag Team Title Cage Match – Spaz and Viper (c) Vs. Wyld and X
The arena fills with mist as Never Gonna Stop Me by Rob Zombie blares over the sound system. The camera searches the arena and spot Spaz and Viper heading to the cage through the crowd with their tag titles. Spaz and Viper both hop over the barricade and outside of the cage. They stare into the cage and look around than look around the arena as most fans boo. They enter through the door and get into the ring. They bounce off the ropes getting pumped and stare into the entrance way as their opponets, Wyld Thyng and X, make their entrance. Enter Sandman blares over the sound system as the crowd cheers. Wyld and X enter the ring through the door and stare at Spaz and Viper. They stare at eachother as the ref takes Spaz and Viper’s tag titles and leaves the ring to lock the cage. The bell rings and the bout begins.
Viper immediately charges at Wyld and looks for a big boot but Wyld ducks and Viper bounces off the ropes behind him and Wyld nails him with a clothesline. Viper falls to the ground and the crowd cheers as he hits the floor. Wyld picks him up by the hair and tosses him into the corner. Viper hits the corner and Wyld charges at him but Viper turns and elbows him than climbs the second rope and dropkicks him.
On the other side of the ring Spaz isn’t having as much luck as Viper. X chops Spaz and whips him into the opposite corner. Spaz hits the corner and slumps to the ground at the impact. X taunts the crowd and runs at Spaz and dropkicks him in the corner. As X taunts the crowd Wyld is whipped into him by Viper and they both collide and fall to the ground.
Viper lifts X up and tosses him out into the cage and X crashes into the cage and falls to the mat. Spaz recovers and Spaz and Viper whip Wyld into the ropes. Wyld comes flying back with a double clothesline to both of them and they fall to the ground. Everyone is knocked out except for Wyld. Wyld goes for a pin on Spaz. 1…2… And Viper breaks up the pinfall. Wyld picks up Spaz and Whips him into X who is awake and X kicks him in the face. As Wyld turns around he is met with a Superkick from Viper. X runs at Viper but Viper raises his boot into the air and X crashes into it. Viper goes for a pin on X.1…2… and a kickout by X. Viper picks up Wyld and smacks his head on the cage wall multiple times which bust’s him open.
X wakes up and runs at Viper and dropkicks him in the head. He than runs at Spaz and dropkicks him in the head. The crowd roars as X begins to climb the cage and everyone is knocked out below. Spaz stands up and stumbles towards X. He pulls on his leg but can’t get him down and gets kicked in the head for his efforts. X continues to climb and Spaz mounts the turnbuckle. Spaz launches himself of and Rages X off the cage wall! Spaz and X both fall to the ground where Wyld and Viper battle.
Viper grabs a hold of Wyld’s neck looking for a chokeslam but Wyld elbows out of it. They both begin to punch each other. Spaz runs at Wyld and looks for a Superkick but gets flipped into the cage as Wyld nails a snap suplex on Viper. X begins to climb the cage! As he does Wyld stomps away at Viper. Wyld picks up Viper and attempts to toss him threw the cage wall but Viper reverse it and sends Wyld crashing to the cage wall. The impact sends X crashing to the floor. Everyone is down except Viper.
Viper begins to climb the cage and reaches the top. He looks down at the destruction than looks outside of the ring. He than leaps off the top of the cage and lands a huge elbow drop on Wyld! Viper and Wyld both lay on the ground as Spaz and X begin to climb the cage. They reach the top and begin to kick each other. They climb to the very top and begin to duke it out. As they do Viper stands up but stumbles backwards into the cage wall, which rocks the cage wall and sends both Spaz and X crashing to the floor on the outside at the same time! The match does not end though because they both hit the floor at the same time.
Now both Wyld and Viper remain one on one in the cage. Both men fight it out with big right hands until Viper shoots Wyld into the ropes and knocks him down with a stiff clothesline. Viper then goes for the cover on Wyld but he kicks out on two. Both X and Spaz are on the outside cheering on their teammate as both men get to their feet. Viper runs at Wyld but he gets taken down with a spinning spinebuster. Wyld then goes for a cover but Viper now kicks out on two. Wyld and Viper now both get back to their feet. Wyld grabs Viper and the fans cheer as he rubs his face along the metal cage. Wyld then positions Viper for a powerbomb. Wyld goes to lift up Viper but gets countered with a backdrop. Viper then grabs Wyld around the neck and slams him with a chokeslam! Viper goes for the cover on Wyld.
Kickout by Wyld! Viper can’t believe it! Viper lashes out with a blatant low blow on Wyld and then rolls him up holding the tights.
The Winners of the match – Spaz and Viper
Single Match – The Spiker Vs. Chooch
The lights go out and I’m Comin starts to play. Then BOOM! pyro goes off, the lights come back on, and Chooch is standing at the top of the ramp with his hardcore title around his waist. Chooch walks down the ramp, slides into the ring, and throws his arms into the air as pyro goes off from all four corners and the crowd booing.
Alice in Chains ‘Get Born Again’ then hits the PA system and the fans give out a mixed reaction to the Internet Champion Spiker. Spiker taunts on the entrance ramp before slowly walking down to the ring and sliding in to the ring.
Chooch goes right to work with a series of right hands. Then Chooch sends Spiker to the ropes and hits Spiker with a Powerslam. Chooch tries for an early Inverted DDT, but Spiker reverses it with a northern lights suplex. Chooch jumps right back up and locks up with Spiker. The bigger Chooch muscles Spiker to the ground. But Spiker jumps back up and locks back up with Chooch. Chooch once again muscles Spiker to the ground. For a second time Spiker jumps back and locks up with Chooch. This time Spiker sends Chooch to the ropes and hits Chooch with a reverse elbow.
Spiker runs off the ropes and hits Chooch with a clothesline, which staggers Chooch but doesn’t knock him down. Spiker runs off the ropes and hits another clothesline that finally knocks Chooch down. But Chooch jumps right back up and gets in Spiker’s face and the two trash talk each other, then Chooch punches Spiker in the face and Spiker returns the right hand then Spiker kicks Chooch in the gut and hits a DDT then a leg drop. Spiker sends Chooch off to the ropes and then back body drops Chooch all the way to the outside.
Spiker follows Chooch outside with a splash. Spiker grabs Chooch up and throws him neck first on the barrier. The ref gets to 6 and Spiker rolls in and back out to reset the count. Then Spiker sends Chooch to the ring post but Chooch reverses it and throws Spiker into the ring post. Chooch hits a T-Bone suplex on the outside. Then Chooch reaches under the ring and grabs a ladder and sets it up. Spiker gets up but Chooch grabs him and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Then Chooch climbs up the ladder and jumps off and hits a splash on top of Spiker!! Chooch rolls in and back out of the ring to break the count, which was at 8. Chooch grabs Spiker and rolls him into the ring. Spiker is on the mat holding his stomach and Chooch staggers over to Spiker legs looking to lock in the sharpshooter but Spiker reverses it and locks in his own sharpshooter.
Chooch crawls to the ropes but before he can grab them Spiker pulls Chooch back to the middle of the ring. By now Spiker has had the sharpshooter on for 3 minutes and Chooch continues to crawl to the rope and just before Chooch passes out he grabs the ropes. The ref tells Spiker to break the hold and Cage thinks he has won and begins to celebrate but the ref shows him Chooch lying clutching the bottom rope. Spiker then grabs Chooch and hits a Powerbomb. Spiker grabs Chooch and tries to send him to the ropes but Chooch just collapses and falls to the ground. Spiker goes to the ropes and taunts to crowd and behind him Chooch jumps up and schoolboys Spiker for a very long 2 count. Chooch falls back to the ground clutching his right knee and Spiker gets up very angry. Spiker grabs Chooch’s right knee and props it on the second rope. Then Spiker jumps on the injured knee three times. Then Spiker executes a knee buster on Chooch’s knee.
The ref asks Chooch if he wants to quit but Chooch says no. Spiker sets Chooch up for a northern lights suplex but Chooch knees Spiker in the gut and hit the Inverted DDT he calls the Excellence. But Chooch falls back holding his knee and cant cover Spiker. But after about 5 seconds Chooch drapes his arm across Spiker but only get another two count. Chooch is very upset because he can’t finish Spiker off. Now both guys lay on the ground but Spiker begins to stir and gets to his feet.
Spiker gets to his feet as does Chooch. Chooch goes for the Inverted DDT but Spiker manages to get a punch in on his kidney. Spiker then throws Chooch into the ropes and as he returns he nails him with the Spiker drop! Spiker then goes for the cover on Chooch.
The Winner of the match – The Spiker
International Title Match – Adam Striker (c) Vs. Genocide
“Your Unbelievable” by Thousand Foot Krutch hits the arena. All fans come to a huge pop, and the lights quickly go out and blue spotlights float around the audience. Orange explosives go off on the stage, while Adam Striker walks out on to the stage, and starts walking down the ramp. The fans chant, “Striker!!! Striker!!! Striker!!!” repeatedly, while he begins to be introduced. Striker reaches the ring, and slides right in it. Then jumps up on a turnbuckle and puts his fist up in the air. The fans give a hug pop. He walks across the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle to stick his fist in the air for yet another large pop from the live-n-roaring crowd
Slipknot “People=Shit” hits the sound system and the fans start to cheer as Genocide makes his way to the ring. Genocide stands at the top of the ramp for a while taunting as the fans cheer him. Genocide then slowly makes his way to the ring staring at Adam all the way. Genocide gets in the ring and stares at
Genocide paintbrushes Adam as the match starts and then Adam hits a strong right hand on Genocide which sends him reeling then Adam hits gutwrench Powerbomb. Adam picks Genocide up and powerslams him. Adam locks in an armbar. Adam lets go of the armbar and waits for Genocide to get up. Genocide gets up and Adam kicks him in the gut. Then Adam puts Genocide between his legs and hits the piledriver. Adam hits the ropes and comes off with high leg drop. Adam grabs Genocide and sends him off the ropes and hits a powerslam. Genocide gets to his feet and reverses the suplex tried by Adam into on of his own.
Genocide picks Adam up into a German suplex and sends him halfway across the ring. Genocide hits Adam with the knee lift as Adam gets back up. This sends Adam to the outside. The red starts the count as Adam lays outside.
Adam finally slides into the ring at the count at 5. Genocide sends Adam off the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex as Adam returns. Genocide pins Adam for a 2 count. Genocide puts Adam on the top rope and hits a superplex.
Genocide hits a reverse DDT. Then Genocide tries to lock in the torment but Adam turns it into a Hurricanrana. Adam pops back up and hits a DDT. Adam sends Genocide off the ropes and hits a big boot. Next Adam lifts Genocide in a Gorilla Press and drops him. Adam comes charging at Genocide and knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Then Adam performs a sidewalk slam. Finally Adam signals for the Deep Impact. Adam lifts him up and hits the Deep Impact. Then Adam covers him
Adam pulls Genocide up. Then signals to the crowd that one more Deep Impact is coming. Adam picks up Genocide, but this time Adam hold Genocide in the air for a few seconds and Genocide is able to slip out of the Deep Impact and hits Adam with a reverse DDT.
Both men are now down on the mat. Suddenly the lights go down and mysterious music floats in over the sound system. The lights then go up and a masked man comes running down the entranceway. The man slides straight into the ring and picks up Genocide and slams him to the mat with a Modified TKO. The referee calls for the bell as the masked man continues to beat up Genocide with mounted punches. Adam Striker then walks over to the masked man and pulls him off of Genocide. The masked man looks up at Striker and then spears him down and throws punches into his forehead. The masked man stands tall in the middle of the ring standing in the middle of Genocide and Adam Strikers, who are both lying on the floor as Monday Night Destruction goes off the air.
The Winner of the match by DQ – Genocide
Still the International Champion – Adam Striker