By Elena Cruz (Lead Interviewer & Future Hollywood A-Lister)

Hey guys! So, I’m literally taking two minutes out of my busy schedule—I have a callback for a shampoo commercial later—to tell you that PV Uprising 147 is finally available to watch on the Sanctioned Violence Network.

I know, I know. You’ve been waiting to see my latest outfit and how flawless my makeup looked under those arena lights at the Crimson Club Casino & Arena. Honestly, the lighting in Atlantic City is so hit or miss, but I think I really made it work.

Oh, and apparently there were some wrestling matches too? If you’re into that sort of thing, here is why you should probably watch (mostly for the scenes I’m in):

• Gabriel Cross and Steven Love kicked things off. One of them won, and I think one of them tried to talk to me backstage afterward. Typical.
• Scott Washington and Rex Stone had a whole “thing.” Let’s just say someone isn’t afraid to play dirty to get what they want—kind of like my former agent.
• The Starr Brothers and Anarchy Alliance did a tag team match. There were four of them in the ring at once. It was very loud.
• Elijah Drake vs. James Mendoza was a big deal, I guess? Cherry Bordeaux was there too, looking… well, she tried. You definitely want to see the post-match “festivities.” It was a total vibe shift.
• And the Main Event featured Rowan Scatino and Henry Steele. Henry is very large, and Rowan is very… persistent. The ending was basically a movie scene, and honestly, I should have been the lead.

I won’t give anything away because spoilers are so last season, and I want you to experience the drama for yourselves (and see my interview with Dash Diaz, who was totally ruining my lighting with his yelling).

Go watch it now on the Network. And don’t forget to follow my socials for my real life updates. Bye!